YOU PEOPLE SICKEN ME
so lately, me and my brother have been venting to each other. its pretty funny because everytime hes mad, he'll just come to me, lie down on the floor, and start letting it out, and i'll be like his therapist and listen. and you know what it is? it's about my WHIPPED COUSIN (who's been livin with us for the past 5 years). six months ago, my cousin was the type of guy who wore jeans, a leafs jersey, and he always wore his leafs hat, indoors, outdoors, summer, winter, it didn't matter, he always had it on. AND NOW. the transformation, its DISGUSTING. NOW, he wears tight-ass black pants from MEXX, TIGHT black turtlenecks, dress shoes, and a BANANA REPUBLIC JACKET (can you say GAY?) he doesn't even know himself anymore. six months ago, he made fun of people like this, and he was the exact opposite. basically, picture a 24-year-old mr. mccollum in chinese form; that was him his entire life..UP TIL NOW. and you know what caused this change? his new girlfriend. see, its not as bad for me as it is for my brother; he hates the girl. i don't mind her, its just its sickening to see what my cousin has mutated into. he used to have the long hair, and he was fairly unhygienic. now, its clean-cut and he showers with friggin armani bodywash? i thought these types of things only happened on tv, not in real-life. me and my cousin used to be really close, and now i BARELY talk to him. both me and my brother, we were both close to him, and now neither of us wants to talk to him. probably because everytime hes home his girlfriend is there. hes so pussy-whipped, he even has to OPEN THE DOOR FOR HER WHEN SHE GETS IN/OUT OF THE CAR. thats right. he gets out, walks all the way around the car, and opens the door, when she can EASILY do it herself. UGH. excuse me while i barf.