i am going fucking nuts
yes kids, it's that time of year again. here are this year's history study notes!!!
- Osiris: my brother owns osiris shoes!! totally cool!
- Homer: simpson?
- Troy: omg, that movie with orlando bloom and brad pitt where you like, see him almost naked and it's like OMG HE'S SO HOT I LOVE HISTORY!!!!!!!!
- Draco: harry potter's enemy
- Alexander the Great: OMG that movie with colin farrell where he's so hot and it's like OMG HE'S SO HOT I LOVE HISTORY!!!!!!!
- Pythagoras: he made up the pythagorean theorem, didn't he? ew, i hate him
- Hannibal: that gross guy who eats people in that movie. totally disgusting.
- Caesar: the best salad dressing around!
- Cleopatra: that character that elizabeth taylor played and she looked like, SOOO PRETTY
- Auguste: like, the month?
- Constantine: omg that movie with keanu reeves where he's so hot and it's like OMG HE'S SO HOT!!!!
- Middle Ages: DUUUUH, the age between the beginning and the end
omg, I LOVE HISTORY!!!!
- Osiris: my brother owns osiris shoes!! totally cool!
- Homer: simpson?
- Troy: omg, that movie with orlando bloom and brad pitt where you like, see him almost naked and it's like OMG HE'S SO HOT I LOVE HISTORY!!!!!!!!
- Draco: harry potter's enemy
- Alexander the Great: OMG that movie with colin farrell where he's so hot and it's like OMG HE'S SO HOT I LOVE HISTORY!!!!!!!
- Pythagoras: he made up the pythagorean theorem, didn't he? ew, i hate him
- Hannibal: that gross guy who eats people in that movie. totally disgusting.
- Caesar: the best salad dressing around!
- Cleopatra: that character that elizabeth taylor played and she looked like, SOOO PRETTY
- Auguste: like, the month?
- Constantine: omg that movie with keanu reeves where he's so hot and it's like OMG HE'S SO HOT!!!!
- Middle Ages: DUUUUH, the age between the beginning and the end
omg, I LOVE HISTORY!!!!