What on Earth is quite entertaining.
Life's going on...same old same old. Good night at Cait's though. Get back in the tent boys. ; )
Ahh school hasd taken away my life and now I ahve no time to do anything but sleep. So goodnight.
I have multiple personailities and none of them like you.
Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
I'm sorry, but I don't know any words small enough for you to understand.
A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge.
I don't know what your problem is but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
Even if the voices aren't real, they have some pretty good ideas.
If Darwin was right, why are you still here?
Everyone is born right handed. Only the gifted overcome it.
"To your left, Camelot, and to your right, Certain Death."
I'm into heavy petting. -Dog
Those people said I'd never amount to anything - they're all dead now.
I can't hear you...I've got a banana in my ear.
Do you know the muffin man?
Jesus loves you. But I'm His favorite.
Do I look as dumb as you sound?
My Indian name is Runs With Beer.
I put the fun in dysfunctional.
Knowing you is like being pecked to death by a duck.
Don't worry. I forgot your name too.
When all else fails manipulate the data.
I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you.
Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot.
I smell something burning. Have you been thinking again?
The villagers are coming with torches and pitchforks. Please hide me.
Friends don't let friends vote Democrat.
I finally figured out who let the dogs out, but nobody cares anymore.
Don't make me posion your dinner.
If you're too open-minded, your brain will fall out.
And my personal favorite...
Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap. You choose.