CHEMISTRY = <333
Sam: I see some chemistry...
Me: uh...right.
Sam: People are starting to stare. Quick change the subject.
Me: I LOVE CHEMISTRY!!
Sam: You didn't take it yet dumbass.
Me: But still, it's my favorite subject. I love it...you can blow things up and summon Godzilla. Hey, do you guys like chemistry?
Little Kids sitting in front of us: Umm...we're going into fourth grade.
Me: Well you'll like chemisty just as much as I did, trust me.
Sam: BUT YOU DIDN'T TAKE IT DUMBASS...thank God the ride is starting...
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