Shoku and Awe

[la_sonnambula]

Recently, the Asian grocery store I work in received a shipment of Japanese white bread, Daiichi Pan (it translates modestly to The Number One Bread). It costs $4.99 a loaf and weighs nearly a pound. Each loaf is divided into six slices and each slice is about half an inch thick. That comes to eighty-three cents a slice. I've only sold one loaf to

Comments

[baggylettuce]

That panda is awesomely scary. Pandas = brilliant. Crazy eyes = brilliant. So what can be more brilliant than a panda with a sociopathic gaze?

Mmmmmm, bread. I blame bread for why all my diets ultimately fail. I think I need a bread icon.

[la_sonnambula]

It's an ASBO panda!

I blame my diet failure on the fact that I'm neither French nor Japanese.

[baggylettuce]

Ha ha ha. I'm going to write a bestselling book too: British women get fat. And don't care. Inside will be tips for the best toast, and many, many sandwich recipes.

[la_sonnambula]

OMG you totally totally should!

[la_sonnambula]

Oh, and I have no interest in watching a movie adaption of French Women Don't Get Fat, but I'll absolutely want to see British Women Get Fat. And Don't Care. Because, first, the idea sounds like so much fun, and second, it'll be free of Keira Knightley's mandibles.

[baggylettuce]

Exackly. Boobies ahoy!