The Guardian is holding a contest,
The Alternative Potter Project in which contestants send in their 300-word accounts of Dumbledore’s death.
According to some online betting sites, Dumbledore is the most likely character to die in HPatHBP.
Matthew A. Cohen, writing for McSweeney’s seems to disagree with the bookies in his essay,
Things You Can Learn About the Plot of the Next Harry Potter Book Just By Looking at the Cover Art.
Given his prominent placement on the cover, it is unlikely that the first line of the book will be "Harry was surprised and saddened by Dumbledore's sudden death, and he vowed to never think of the old wizard again."
As an early birthday present to Tom Cruise, Brooke Shields gave him a much-deserved
beat down.
While Mr. Cruise says that Mr. Lauer and I do not "understand the history of psychiatry," I'm going to take a wild guess and say that Mr. Cruise has never suffered from postpartum depression.
You don’t mess with Brooke Shields.
You also don't mess with Tommy's ex-BFF, Rosie, or else she kills you with
free verse. Here's a deadly snippet,"after watching tom on o/and then everywhere else/in the free world/i think i may need to up my meds".
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