I bring you much fun

May 09, 2005 03:35

[Links below courtesy of Pop Culture Junkmail and Test Pattern.]

According to the eye-color calculator, if John and I procreated, there's a 92.5% chance our child will have brown eyes, 5.5% chance green eyes and 1.8% chance blue eyes.

That reminds me of Big Trouble in Little China, I don't remember much of the movie except that the fate of the whole world rested on the slim shoulders of a Chinese girl with green eyes. That was, of course, before color contacts and Kim Cattrall became popular.

President Bush and Palpatine share a few qualities. Both have something to do with Stars Wars, both are a menace and according to McSweeney's, the two talk the same talk.




Oh my, look how long my lightsaber is.

I'm a Tainted Jedi! Which is awesome. Although, if Hayden Christensen is any indication that means my hair will turn all straggly and greasy soon. But that's what clarifying shampoo and a good hairstylist are for. Also, the dark circles I have now is nothing compare to what I'll be getting, I better stock up on concealer.

You too, can let TV Guide guide you to your destiny at this site.

I want to see Kingdom of Heaven for no other reasons than to see scrumptious Eva Green, Edward Norton looking cool as "The Man in the Leper's Mask" (check out the icon used in the post), and Jeremy Irons, who puts the word sex in "sexy older man".

Kingdom of Heaven has something for everyone. For LOTR fans, Legolas and Celeborn reunited and it feels so good. And for HP fans, there's...David Thewlis. No offence to fans of the man, but I really don't get him. He gives off a Merv the Perv vibe. He looks like he's about to flash you and show you his, ahem, wand or sidle up next to you and press his body against you creepily in a crowded public transport vehicle.



That hairy caterpillar under his nose ain't fooling anybody, dude is a lipless wonder.

My Other Husband (some of y'all will know him as Jonathan Rhys-Meyers) was on teebwee earlier playing the lead in the biopic Elvis. The movie was a little boring so I made do with basking in MOH's prettehness. Elvis' mama is kinda creepy.

Borders 20% off coupon! Last time I wanted to buy The Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy but Borders was out. I hope they'll have it this time.

Sometimes audiography gets really busy and the music community seems to be updated every 5 minutes. Like this week, where the theme is music from movies/TV shows/broadway (yeah...). So many songs to listen to. And that's not including music from the bajillion music blogs I'm following.

ETA:
Seeing as my maiden name is Ho, I'm in no place to laugh at other people's surnames, but I will anyway. One of Tony Blair's top advisors is named Andrew Adonis. How you doin', Mr. Adonis!
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