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Feb 01, 2005 03:29

"Hello. My name is Jewel Zombie. I'm the front womyn of the girrl-punk-slut-rock-goth band, Animus. I.NaNnA, the one in the pleather corset, plays the bass and Creirdyddlydd Morrigan, oh there she is, she's wearing her trademark purple velour ren-faire gown, plays the electric mandolin."

Get your rockstar name here.

The Arcade Fire is on Conan later tonight (Tuesday).

What's the deal with Bright Eyes? He's everywhere now. The New York Times even did a writeup on him. I don't get him. I find him dull at best and irritating at worst.

I have a shameful secret to divulge. I'm hopelessly in love with J. Lo's Get Right and Lil Jon, Usher et Ludacris' orgy of a song Lovers & Friends. That song is so bad that it's awesome. It's like three songs that have nothing to with each other were forced together. Also, somewhere in the song "Rudy Huxtable" is uttered. That's poetry, my friends.

My husband asked me if Lil Jon, Usher and Ludacris are on the downlow, with each other. He said he heard it "somewhere". If they are, that's some ugly sex taking place.

When I first heard J.Lo's Get Right I thought I heard some Indian music influences in there, I was wrong. J.Lo looks spectacular in the music video for the song, although she still dance angry

Ooh, looks like Get Right is an Usher reject.

If anyone has a copy of Get Right and Lovers & Friends can you send it my way please? Kthnkbai.

ETA:

After a not-at-all scientific exit poll, it seems that the rockstar name generator gives less than satisfactory names, so generate at your own risk. My husband got "Timmy Zombie". Wow, but that's weak. My other husband, Jonathan Rhys-Meyers, got "Beastly Sonic", which is so hair band.
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