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[la_rouge_madame]

[Terribly amused]With our landing in Bydan, I nearly forgot, but I have an interesting story to tell

Comments

[generaltroll]

Oh my goodness. The plot is just thickening by the moment, isn't it?

[la_rouge_madame]

Quite. I daresay it's thicker than cream sauce, wouldn't you, General?

[generaltroll]

Thicker than the finest fondue, my dear. I daresay that before much longer, we'll be able to package this riveting tale between two covers and sell it on the romance market.

[la_rouge_madame]

Oh, yes. I can see it now, a bestseller for months. Perhaps adapted into a radio show.

[generaltroll]

Or perhaps a stage musical. Act II, Scene iii: "Le Ballade Des Menages à Trois"

[la_rouge_madame]

But would it be a joyous story, or a tragedy?

[generaltroll]

Why must we choose? A black comedy is clearly the way to go.

[la_rouge_madame]

Oh, my favorite. There's not near enough of them in the world, and this would make an excellent black comedy~!