so.
we went to a sex party last night... we were the only ones to remain fully clothed. The hired "dancer" was really high on something and almost burned the house down. There was a game of naked twister. Lots of clam. Old people in vinyl underpants doing it. A giant cage with a yoga mat inside. It was surprisingly not creepy! I just blocked out all the peen, successfully. A+++ totally worth it.