Bonjour Mes Amis~!

[la_pretty_girl]

Oh là là! I am in amour!

I saw in z'e window today la beautiful flowers! Z'ey would look perfect in la restaurant so I felt z'at I had to buy. Z'ey were la deepest red roses and a pretty girl like moi never resists les belles flores! La scent was z'e most delicate and pure. I am 'oping I can capture z'is for my bottles d'aromatherapy. Z'ey would

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[foxylittleplum]

I'm afraid my English isn't adaptive enough for me to be able to read this. Could someone interpret it for me?

[la_pretty_girl]

Ah! Bonjour! Bienvenue, welcome to my journal!

[foxylittleplum]

Hello! I apologize for the rudeness of my question, but I am not familiar enough with English to be able to interpret when it is mixed with French.

My name is Little Plum Kitaki. Who might you be?

[la_pretty_girl]

Mon name iz Jean Armstrong! I am la gourmet chef of Trés Bien. Do you like la delicious French delicacies, Madame?

[lucky_yellow]

Allow me to be of assistance to you, dear Lady... If I believe I may be so bold as to loosely translate this for you--

I am in love.

I saw flowers in the window today. They would look wonderful in my restaurant. I had to buy them. They are red and a pretty girl (???) cannot resist flowers. They smell wonderful. I want to capture the scent for aromatherapy so I can stop wasting money on exotic scents from the catalog(???).

I left the shop and saw a handsome fellow. He was big and had large eyebrows(?) to...

You know what. This just goes on about a description of this large fellow he(??) encountered and the... things he(???) would like to do to them.

It is... certainly... interesting.

[foxylittleplum]

...Large eyebrows?

I think you might need to keep going, sir. I would be very grateful.

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[lucky_yellow]

Ah... well... Alright, madam.

[lucky_yellow]

Where was I... Ah, yes; just after the large eyebrows--

His large eyebrows make my heart melt like lard(???). The eyebrows were handsome and his eyes were diminutive and alluring. He was a gormet chef like myself, his yellow and green apron showed his skill. I gave him a flower to show my affections.

I then gave him a free sample.... of aromatherapy(?) with directions to... Trés Bien? Only the best with a scent like a peppermint[[ooc: BRUSHEL...]] breeze. Delicate like my love of hearts(??).

Does anyone on the interblags have love advice for me? I wish to seek out this handsome fellow once more and learn his name. I want to make him my boyfriend, roll him in aromatheraphy oil and make passionate love to him on a bed of rose petals.

...Ma'm, may I please stop here?

[foxylittleplum]

You may. Thank you, sir.

Mr. Armstrong?

[la_pretty_girl]

Oui Oui, madame? Would you like la special order d'aromatherapy? I can make la beautiful custom scents!

[foxylittleplum]

Would you like to know the name of the man your post concerns?

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[la_pretty_girl]

!

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[la_pretty_girl]

Bonjour, mon coeur! You 'ave come back!

Would you like la supreme special?

[la_pretty_girl]

Ah, z'at is la surprise, mon 'ercules. It will be a private dinner at la restaurant just for you! It will be made wi'z la scent de la rose in la candles! Isn't z'at tres fantastique!?