If this is a joke, I am not amused. Not at all.
I just heard some jerk in New England who was engaged to Elizabeth Taylor for about a year back in 1949 is auctioning her love letters to him. Meanwhile, the letter that Richard Burton wrote to her before his death in 1984 was buried with her per her request. The class score according to la_peregrina: Taylor 1, Fish who Got Away 0.