lol poor people
Name: Moopie.
Age: Really old. Like, more than 20!!!
Location: In my happy place. Jack Davenport and Amber Benson are my love bunnies, and if you’ll look to the right, you’ll see the Firefly ship Serenity and its crew, ready for another adventure!
1. Have you ever been too poor to afford smokes/drinks/food? Which was the first one to get cut? Um, I don’t drink or smoke, but there were times when I didn’t even have money for donuts. *tear*
2. What is the most pathetic situation you have been in due to lack of money? Having to remain a student.
3. What is the most creative thing you have done to get some extra cash? Work.
4. Have you ever been jealous of your pet for leading a better life than you? Sometimes, but then she has to eat cheap cat food from the supermarket and I don’t, so it evens out.
5. You find $100 on the street, what do you do with it? Ahahahaha, this is a trick question, right?
6. If you could pass on one piece of advice about living life in poverty, what would it be? Don’t.
7. Who is your favorite mod? You losers will do anything for internet validation, won’t you? Pathetic. Oh gosh, don’t make me choose, you’re all just so darn fabulous! Here, have a laptop.
8. Why are you elite? Because Jack Davenport and Amber Benson are my love bunnies. Want to ride in my spaceship?
9. What is your favorite cheap and tasty recipe? Mashed potatoes. They’re cheap, healthy and provide hours of entertainment.
10. You're probably too poor to own a camera, but we still want to know what you look like! So, provide us with a representation of yourself in any medium.
Think a cleaner and more female version of Jack Sparrow. Are you grossed out yet?
11. Don't you want to spread the love? Provide a link to where you have pimped us! You want me to do this for free? Do your own pimping, you cheap buggers.
Age: Really old. Like, more than 20!!!
Location: In my happy place. Jack Davenport and Amber Benson are my love bunnies, and if you’ll look to the right, you’ll see the Firefly ship Serenity and its crew, ready for another adventure!
1. Have you ever been too poor to afford smokes/drinks/food? Which was the first one to get cut? Um, I don’t drink or smoke, but there were times when I didn’t even have money for donuts. *tear*
2. What is the most pathetic situation you have been in due to lack of money? Having to remain a student.
3. What is the most creative thing you have done to get some extra cash? Work.
4. Have you ever been jealous of your pet for leading a better life than you? Sometimes, but then she has to eat cheap cat food from the supermarket and I don’t, so it evens out.
5. You find $100 on the street, what do you do with it? Ahahahaha, this is a trick question, right?
6. If you could pass on one piece of advice about living life in poverty, what would it be? Don’t.
7. Who is your favorite mod? You losers will do anything for internet validation, won’t you? Pathetic. Oh gosh, don’t make me choose, you’re all just so darn fabulous! Here, have a laptop.
8. Why are you elite? Because Jack Davenport and Amber Benson are my love bunnies. Want to ride in my spaceship?
9. What is your favorite cheap and tasty recipe? Mashed potatoes. They’re cheap, healthy and provide hours of entertainment.
10. You're probably too poor to own a camera, but we still want to know what you look like! So, provide us with a representation of yourself in any medium.
Think a cleaner and more female version of Jack Sparrow. Are you grossed out yet?
11. Don't you want to spread the love? Provide a link to where you have pimped us! You want me to do this for free? Do your own pimping, you cheap buggers.