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Fact: My feet smell like toadstools, because my nincompoop sneakers had to go and absorb the water from the puddle I stepped in last week. The nerve...
Fact: I forgot that I sprinkled a liberal amount of baking soda into my sneakers to try to absorb the smell. When I slid my shoes on this morning, a huge puff of white powder clouded the air and made shoe-shaped silhouettes on the dark carpet.
Fact: My desktop is littered with items such a 1.) a Leaning Tower of Wheat Thins, 2.) a pair of hot pink leg-warmers, 3.) a ball of kinky yarn, 4.) a pair of avocados (for the quake-a-MOLEY), 5.) a calculator with many more functions than I would dream of using, 6.) a bag of semi-sweet chocolate chips, 7.) a pasta cooker, 8.) a kiwi strawberry Vitamin Water, 9.) my loverly camera, 10.) a Scantron bubble sheet on which a disappointing "79%" is crossed off and replaced by a "95%". The Scantron machine was grading tests wrong, which caused both Dr. Gagne and her students a heap of anxiety.
Fact: I would like to take a Science Fiction Literature class next semester, but I fear the people who would be in the class with me. Other than little miss Josette (Joey), who is not fearsome.
Fact: I <3 Paul Newman and Robert Redford.
Fact: I should be typing up the WIC minutes instead of posting a second, meaningless LJ entry.
:)
Fact: I forgot that I sprinkled a liberal amount of baking soda into my sneakers to try to absorb the smell. When I slid my shoes on this morning, a huge puff of white powder clouded the air and made shoe-shaped silhouettes on the dark carpet.
Fact: My desktop is littered with items such a 1.) a Leaning Tower of Wheat Thins, 2.) a pair of hot pink leg-warmers, 3.) a ball of kinky yarn, 4.) a pair of avocados (for the quake-a-MOLEY), 5.) a calculator with many more functions than I would dream of using, 6.) a bag of semi-sweet chocolate chips, 7.) a pasta cooker, 8.) a kiwi strawberry Vitamin Water, 9.) my loverly camera, 10.) a Scantron bubble sheet on which a disappointing "79%" is crossed off and replaced by a "95%". The Scantron machine was grading tests wrong, which caused both Dr. Gagne and her students a heap of anxiety.
Fact: I would like to take a Science Fiction Literature class next semester, but I fear the people who would be in the class with me. Other than little miss Josette (Joey), who is not fearsome.
Fact: I <3 Paul Newman and Robert Redford.
Fact: I should be typing up the WIC minutes instead of posting a second, meaningless LJ entry.
:)