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Jun 13, 2008 12:17

I'm not even going to get started on the week that I spent in the bloody woods in the middle of Japan being harassed by ninjas that came out of nowhere. I guess it could've been a lot worse, but... I was glad to be home.

Zombies are everywhere... I really wish I could say this was something out of the ordinary, but, ahha. It really isn't.

All right. All right. Right. Everyone. The first thing you need to do is stay calm. I know that sounds horribly cliche, but it's important. Don't get cornered in some place, stay in a large area with a lot of exits. And don't drive anywhere! It's easy to get trapped in a car, or crash, or something.

To get rid of them, shoot them in the head or the heart. The head's the safest way, though. And for the love of God, don't set them on fire. Because then all you've got is a zombie on fire, which is about five times worse.

I wish I had time to give more help, but I've got to go, now.
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