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[la_mignonette]

ferthkxbtgjsklerhgkserg oh my God there are cannibals on this island fgsdbxlkthjt

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[nicotine_patch]

Shoot them.

[la_mignonette]

I DON'T HAVE A GUN!!

[nicotine_patch]

Oh. Well. You don't need a gun to kill people.

[la_mignonette]

But I- I don't have anything!! Not my strength, or... I might as well just be a normal human!

[ragetheseas]

Maybe if you bite them!

[nicotine_patch]

Normal fucking humans can fuck people up without biting.

[ragetheseas]

Yeah, but biting helps. Especially if those canines are particularly pointy!

[nicotine_patch]

My partner bit half a dude's face off once. I mean, it was totally fucked up and cool, but it didn't kill him, so y'know. Whats the point.

[ragetheseas]

Well think about it.

You're some weird islander and the prey your hunting just bit your friend's face off. Who's the easier meal now?

[nicotine_patch]

We weren't on a fucking island and nobody was all HURR HURR IT TASTES JUST LIKE CHICKEN.

[ragetheseas]

No, I mean think about it from the cannibal's point of view.

[nicotine_patch]

...Still too many variables. One fucking sharp stick or something into the heart and there are no variables.

[ragetheseas]

I think if she had a sharp stick, she wouldn't be freaking out quite so much.

[nicotine_patch]

Then she should get one. But she doesn't need one.

[la_mignonette]

Bite them-?! I... I couldn't! I don't even know if that would work!!

[ragetheseas]

DO IT ANYWAY!