Hilarious
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In August I set mcclusk27's puppy on fire (-66 points). In April on a flight to Pakistan, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). In May I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). In March I helped pullonyourboots hide a body (-173 points). Last Thursday I pushed michellecore in the mud (-17 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-1308 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
la_merde