Serial killing is the new black.
The Balenciaga tulip skirt just not doing it for you this season? Well, don’t weep and give up your faith in fashion, children. Once again your wardrobe mistress here has all your quandaries solved.
Already bored of LeSportsac tokidoki prints? Of having had your name on the Birkin bag waiting list for eons and still no whisper of it arriving? How about a nice stitched buttock skin and thigh mix shopping bag instead?
Maybe you are just stumped what to get that person who has everything for Christmas or Halloween even. Then take a look at the testicle iPod pouches; wrinkles and liver spots left to your discretion of choice.
Or possibly you just have Ed Gein aspirations, but don’t fancy wearing an orange jumpsuit, uprooting yourself from that comfy cabin and leaving that limb stocked fridge to live in a petite, cement, windowless pied-à-terre and having to change your name to Julie for the rest of your days. Well now you too can have that waistcoat in the freshly flayed victim’s back and chest style, front zip optional.
Love the skin your in.
Already bored of LeSportsac tokidoki prints? Of having had your name on the Birkin bag waiting list for eons and still no whisper of it arriving? How about a nice stitched buttock skin and thigh mix shopping bag instead?
Maybe you are just stumped what to get that person who has everything for Christmas or Halloween even. Then take a look at the testicle iPod pouches; wrinkles and liver spots left to your discretion of choice.
Or possibly you just have Ed Gein aspirations, but don’t fancy wearing an orange jumpsuit, uprooting yourself from that comfy cabin and leaving that limb stocked fridge to live in a petite, cement, windowless pied-à-terre and having to change your name to Julie for the rest of your days. Well now you too can have that waistcoat in the freshly flayed victim’s back and chest style, front zip optional.
Love the skin your in.