"I was smacked around with an 8-inch sausauge"

[la_malaguena]

I'm sure it wasn't funny to the people it happened to, but this just cracked me up:

SANGER, Calif. - A man suspected of breaking into the home of two California farmworkers, rubbing spices into the face of one man and smacking another with an 8-inch sausage has been set free.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/odd_sausage_attack