Sexay meme!
My turn! Stolen from countless others.
ORIGINAL RULES:
1. Compose a list of your top ten sexiest famous men/women.
2. Collect one picture of each guy on your list.
3. Post them in your journal/blog.
4. Tag 3 people to do the same. (but let's be honest, I aint gonnna do that)
First the boys...
1. John Cho. I have a really weird crush on him where I want to get dressed up all nice like and talk about important worldly things while getting completely shitfaced. Come to think of it that pretty much sums up all of my crushes on men...go fig.
Loves him.
2. Wyatt Cenac. A correspondent on the Daily Show and my newest tv boyfriend. He's hillarious and smart and does the worst Bill Cosby impression evar!
Loves him too.
3. Ryan Reynolds. Canadian! Smart, funny as hell and married to ScarJo to boot. Though my heart did break a little after he and Alanis broke up. We don't have too many Canadian super-couples :)
Of course loves him.
And the ladies...
4. Lauren Ambrose. She's kinda sullen and a little quirky and dangerously talented. What a hot ginger.
Loves her.
5. Olivia Wilde. Sexy as all get out. She made Marissa's turn to the gay side on The O.C bareable. And let's be honest, she's probably a dynamo in the sack (sorry I hang out with waaay too many boys).
Loves her.
6. Dita Von Teese. I have got such a thing for burlesque performers it isn't even funny. I actually contemplated including the Suicide Girls as one entry. But instead here is Miss Dita repping for all the hot classy stripper ladies.
Loves her.
7. Kathering Moennig. In my mind her last name is pronounced "moaning" cause that would just be hot. Can you believe she's Gwenyth Paltrow's cousin? Where Gwenyth fails, Katherine wins.
Loves her fo sho.
8. Jessica Stam. I picked her cause she's gorgeous and Canadian! But she is also here to rep all of the Victoria's Secret models. Cause as much as I want to be all progressive and above it and better than that. I'm not. Chicks in underwear rule.
Loves her.
9. Shakira. Goddamn the woman is a human pretzel. Have you seen her new video? Her singing voice kinda reminds me of Kermit the Frog at times, but that's why the good lord invented the mute button. Mmmm bendy.
Loves her muy mucho.
10. Angelina Jolie. Does this one actually need explaining? Nah, didn't think so. Loved her since I saw Hackers in the theatre at 15. Will continue to do so.
Loves her the most!
And because no list that brings the pretty would be complete without them...
*bonus Van and Jake!*
Loves them both! Nuff said.
