Who: Lioriley and her knights.
What: MEETING TIMES.
Where: Outside Lior's new place of solace. Aka; a fucking badass
forest.
When: Day
Warnings: SWEARING. cause Ichigo and Shiro and Kanji will be there.
Notes: SWITCH TO FIRST PERSON BRACKETS IF YOU WANT. IDGAF. also go crazy kthnx
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As he made his way through to wherever Lior was, one of the little fairy things landed on his hat and he smiled, greeted it (someone had to be polite at all times) and let it ride around, making sure to keep his hand away. Didn't want to singe the poor little thing.
At the voices, he approached, ready to call out a greeting as he ducked beneath a branch, his other hand steadying his hat with the fairy. If he strained his ears, he was sure he heard whispering but it was hard to make out the words over the sound of his feet and his breathing. When he caught sight of the others in the forest, he stopped and waited, hand held out far enough to make them more easily seen.
"What're you doing?"
It looked like pouncing and the thing chilling on his hat wasn't happy about it.
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On the bright side, he hadn't fallen flat on his face yet.
Waving once he caught sight of the others, though he wasn't sure if they could see him or not, Kanji (wisely) decided to ignore the potential food shenanigans in favor of going to stand by Lior and getting some leaves out of his hair. "Not even gonna ask..."
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She hadn't been entirely sure if Ichigo was going to show up, but she was glad that he had even after their little spat a week or so prior. She smiled, raising her hand up to give a light wave and then finally moving to hug him. Afterward she sat back down on one of the nearby rocks, propping her chin in her hands, "I'm glad you came, Ichigo. I wanted to say sorry for getting so upset before. I know you weren't feeling well." Hopefully that would suffice.
She opened her mouth to say something else, but was interrupted when Shiro blurted out something about the Faeries. She just laughed, assuming he was just amused by it instead of wanting to eat the poor thing. So she didn't notice him looking ready to pounce just yet, and was even more preoccupied because Ace had shown up right after. She got up again to hug him and by the time she was sitting her happy ass down, Kanji had come barreling through like a rhino.
"Looks like everyone is here!" she grinned, "I'm glad you all came. I wanted all my knights to finally meet each other--" she trailed off a bit. Guess who just noticed Shiro.
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"Uh, heh. No, I was a dick. Don't worry about it."
And hopefully that would be the end of it.
"Don't mess with her stuff, man. This isn't your place, and you can't just go around scaring the...uh, whatever-they-are."
They seemed to be alive in a weird way, but since Ichigo's only experience with faeries is Inoue's Shun Shun Rikka, he's not entirely sure what these glowy little bug-critters are.
...Wait, what? Lior just said something about bringing her collection of "Knights" together, didn't she?
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And was putting it in his mouth.
But then Lior and Ichigo were staring at him, and the little bug was rattling around angrily inside his mouth, illuminating it from the inside out.
"Mrrmm-mpph?"
Shiro looks like he;s just going to swallow the thing, but then he makes the mistake of biting down ever so slightly. Fae are VERY BITTER, who knew? So he then he spits the poor thing out, covered in Hollow slobber. The poor fae is still alive, somehow, and is currently chewing Shiro out in its own unique little way. Meanwhile, the Hollow is spitting. "Bleugh!! They taste terrible!!"
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"That's why you don't eat weird things," Ace said sagely and with the air of someone who had said that sort of shit a million times before he was even a teenager. Luffy raising prepared you for pretty much ever possible eventuality.
"Hey Kanji," Ace grinned because the meeting on the beach that one time had been fun. And yes, because Lior had hugged them all, Kanji was about to have a sexy half naked pirate hugging him. Roll with it.
Oh and while Ace was busy doing the hug thing, something started nibbling on his hat. Seeing as there were four virgins in this forest, it was pretty easy to guess what was nibbling away at his accessories. The horn was probably a giveaway.
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Returning Ace's hug, albeit a bit awkwardly, Kanji laughs a bit nervously. "Hey--"
And then came the most beautiful thing Kanji had ever seen. It was so beautiful Kanji was forgetting to be awkward about Ace hugging him.
It was, in fact, a unicorn.
"Dude! Dude, you guys, everyone shut up! There's a unicorn!" Now he's letting go of Ace, but only because he's utterly enthralled by the unicorn and offering his hand for it to sniff.
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Now she was a bit preoccupied with Shiro, and there was a mild look of horror on her face when he captured one of the poor little Fae in his mouth, "S-Shiro! Don't eat them!" good lord what was he, five? She visibly winced when he bit down and then spit the creature out, going over to see if it was all right along with the one that had been sititng on Ace's hat. Needless to say the little fae weren't very happy about this whole ordeal. And a few other ones were probably going to be buzzing around Shiro's head and chattering angrily at him.
Once that was settled, she sighed, glancing over just in time to see Ace and Kanji hugging. Yes. Bonding was amazing, and she was happy about this--though Ichigo and Shiro should have totally gotten in on that. Too bad they wouldn't, and too bad the hug was interrupted by another inhabitant of the forest coming by the chew on Ace's hat.
She stood up again, standing beside Ichigo for the moment with her hands on her hips. Honestly, it was as if Kanji had never seen a unicorn before or something. His reaction was probably one of the best things she had ever seen though, and it had her giggling, "You don't have to yell." well, so much for trying to introduce them all right now. Not that it couldn't wait while they uh...admired the unicorn. To which said creature ceased chewing on Ace's hat for the moment and then bumped its nose against Kanji's hand.
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Oh, yeah, and slapping Shiro in the back of the head again, too. This time actually watching what he's doing so he'll connect. Stupid hollow.
"Uh...so does anything else live out here, Lior?"
Because if she says something like magical rainbow kittens, or fluffy talking bunnies, Ichigo is so out of here. Too weird for him.
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He huffs and then watches Kanji.
And the unicorn.
SO he articulates what Ichigo is thinking.
"Jesus Christ, Kanji, are you a fucking woman? Hugging and sqealing over a unico-- HEY! Ow!" He smacks Ichigo back, "Don't hit me! Go hit Kanji! He's the one ga-ga'ing over a damn horse!"
He folds his arms, "This place is sparkly. ... Anyway, I know Kanji. Who are you, hat-boy?" He tilts his head towards Ace.
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He had been going to haul the two others into a hug because knights meant nakama and you could always hug your nakama but after the white-haired guy spoke, nope.
"Oi, there's no need to talk like that. You're the one that tried to eat a fairy and there's nothing wrong with liking unicorns." Ace folded his arms and scowled because yeah, wow, no need to be so damn rude about things, especially if they were all meant to be knights together. "But the name's Ace, Portgas D. Ace. You?"
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He was just fine with being ignored while he and the unicorn bonded (clearly that was what was happening), but being called a woman? That stepped on some buttons Kanji had been trying to work out for the past year back home, and without Souji there to calm him down, well...
"Hey! Take that back! I'm not a fucking woman!" Not that there was anything wrong with being one, but he was a man. M-A-N. A true man, even, because he was himself and did everything to the best of his ability, 100%.
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She rolled her eyes. Honestly, she was kind of insulted that Shiro was so damn disrespectful while in her place of solace, but then again...she wasn't surprised because, duh, it was Shiro. That comment was pretty uncalled for though because she knew what would happen next.
Kanji would yell.
Yup, called it. Why couldn't she just have a meeting with her knights without something stupid happening? That would be like asking the world to stop being round or something. Either way, she just fell silent for the time being, folding her arms over her chest and glancing away from the rest of them.
Eventually, once whatever yelling that had been happening subsided long enough for her to be heard, she spoke, "You shouldn't hitting each other anyway, first of all. Second, I brought you all here so all of my knights could meet and get to know each other, but everyone is just being rude." which upset her, if that wasn't blatantly obvious now, "If Kanji wants to hug the unicorn then he can. It's not like he's ever seen one before, and that doesn't make him a woman. And stop yelling." she shot both Shiro and Kanji a look before sighing and leaning back against the tree again. Stupid boys.
"Can we please just get along?"
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"Did...did that really just happen? Seriously, who else saw that!?"
And since he'd already smacked Shiro for being an idiot, Ichigo is much more concerned with what Ace is exactly. Oh, it wouldn't matter much, as long as Ace was a decent person, but unicorns, faeries, and now apparently invulnerable pirates are all weird things Ichigo's never seen before.
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Shiro approaches Ace, completely ignoring both Lior and Kanji and his damn horse, and eyeballing the pirate suspiciously. He would have to apologize to Lior later. For now, this was more important. Much more important.
"What are you, Ace?" He tilts his head. The guy certainly did have a strange aura about him. What was it...
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... then he remembered what Lior asked of him, and he had to head over.
Just a little bit late, and almost entirely confused.
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