And in House 14 The Evil Met

[heart_teaze]

Who: House 14 Evil, and those derps that also got stuck in this house.
What: A fail!meeting of housemates.
Where: House 14
When: Day
Warnings: Uh, more then likely swearing, derpiness, creep vibes, and well we'll add as we go considering who all is in this house. Action tags and Prose are a go. Threadjack I dare you.

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[remarch]

March didn't trust this place. March didn't trust anything, actually, but he especially did not trust this place. Whatever the game was, the other people in the house could be the biggest threats to him; With no where else to go yet, no point in seeking other residency when everywhere was an equal risk, he'd have to make this room safer. Tripwire. Explosives might be too hard to get, though. He'd checked it for bugs, but he wasn't counting on it been unmonitored, either.

Of course, none of this plans to turn his room into a razor filled, saw-level death trap for intruders showed on March's cheerful face as he exited into the corridor. That would be weakness.

-- And speaking of erstwhile house mates, he wasn't the only one in the house, huh?

"Another P.O.W?"

[heart_teaze]

That acronym he did not know it meant, but he wasn't going to show it as he looked at the new person. Gold eyes already looking over to see just how much of a nuisance this one might be if he ever got hostile.

"Well, it's refreshing to see they did not leave so few in such large housing."

[remarch]

March meets his gaze squarely; They're matched in eye color, which would be a bonding point if March was the type to bond with... Anything at all.

Keeps smiling brightly, maybe a little sardonically. Another adult, which would present a problem. He could take Blaine in a fight, he was sure. This one would present more of a problem, especially given he had no idea what augmentech was in play.

March, after all, was 'March Hare', not 'Gun wielding psycho tank with berserker boosts and super strength'.

"Wouldn't know what to do with all the room?"

[heart_teaze]

Oh in any other case that would be a perfect bonding point for Tyki as well, but sadly kid you're missing something on the forehead and you remind him too much of an eyepatch wearing redhead. So he's just going to give you that knife like smile.

He might have to play with you a bit if you keep up with such deja vu.

"It would be a waste, especially to give to such unwilling guests as ourselves."

[remarch]

Oh, wow, he looked safe. So absolutely and unbelievably safe and March was finding garrote wire the next time he was out. A slum kid like March, and more importantly one who had been in a gang and pissed off gangs, had plenty of experience with smiles that were more like threats.

How could he disarm the situation?

"Really, you're not enjoying the party? I'm so shocked, you kinda look like the type."

...Probably not like that.

[heart_teaze]

Oh yes, as safe as living a lamb with a wolf. Such a wonderful idea and with nothing being able to go wrong. Luckily he'll probably have enough to deal with in regards to his floormates to get after you in the near future. Far future is another thing.

"Oh such a lovely get together it has been, I'd positively should personally thank the Majesties for this. How about you boyo?"

[remarch]

March keeps his smile like a mask, confident as always, while judging the threat level of his new 'friend'. Probably-- No-- Definitely dangerous. He was hitting all the wrong pings, and if there was a riding crop and a demand to kneel, he was booking it.

If March had any real idea of his threat level, he would...

Actually, he would be acting exactly the same. Pride is a terrible sin.

"I'd love to pour them a drink, I hear almond tastes pretty good."

[heart_teaze]

Oh riding crops and such were likely a thing of one of his other family members. No, Tyki liked showing of his pets to people.

Though he's just going to now look for a place to put out his cigarette while still smiling at you.

"Oh yes such a lovely flavor, and they hardly ever complain about such a flavor in their tea."

[remarch]

"I wouldn't know that much about it, I'm not used to serving others."

It comes out before he can stop himself, just like always; See a threat, never back down. Like probing a broken tooth, or standing on the edge of the cliff, just an irresistible impulse. Maybe he was a little suicidal. More likely, March just didn't care. He stands easy, hands by his side like he's dumb enough not to worry, and calculates how fast he can hit the door outside.

After all, this was only a new game.

[heart_teaze]

"Ah, but tea parties can be entertaining if nothing else is going on. My dear niece would have loved to have thrown one for all of you."

Oh but those like you are the best to play with. You tend to do all the work for him in regards to making yourself back into a corner. It's going to be even better when it's known you think this is a game.

Want to test your theory there lad?

[remarch]

"I'm afraid I'm not much of a guest, and there's far too much to do here."

He keeps his smile, wearing it like a shield under Tyki's attention. Not afraid, not really, just thinking; He'd need information, plans, methods of victory.

March was good at games. After all, you couldn't break them if you didn't know how to play.

"And we haven't even introduced ourselves."

[heart_teaze]

"Ah, such a pity, but no matter. Dear Road isn't here as it is and she would be ever so disappointed in me if I were to have such without her."

Oh nothing to be afraid of, you have such an amusing reaction to everything and you don't wear that awful black and silver coat.

"Oh yes, how rude. Especially as we will be living together for however long this lasts. Tyki Mikk"

[remarch]

"March."

He nods slightly, more for the appearance of politeness than any real joy in meeting an obvious threat. People had expectations. The more you lived up to them, the easier it was to shatter them.

"I hope your family won't be too disappointed."

[heart_teaze]

He just tips his hat a bit more, wouldn't do to seem improper since he had no way to keep those in such close contact unaware if he did as before.

"They will find someway to manage, if they are not here as well."

[remarch]

"They don't need much?" Like you. "That must be pleasant."

All smiles, all casual, all plotting. If the rest of Tyki's family was here, he wanted to know. After all, they could be useful in cases of self-defense.

[heart_teaze]

"Oh no, especially as he is setting up a play for all and the actors are amusing to watch."

Oh so many smiles and you so do not want anymore of his family here. He's relatively tame compared to them.