Men prefer wooden beds to golden coffins

Jan 30, 2011 15:08


Who: Dracula and open.
What: Carrying a coffin to house 9.
Where:  A couple of streets away from the house.
When:  Afternoon, backdated to the 24th.
Warnings: None? Threadjacking welcome.


Truth be told, Dracula wasn't  expecting to actually find a coffin, let alone one he liked-he could deal with wrong sizes and other problems, but not with ugly. He saw them as decoration as much as a place to rest, and he'd rather die again than have something of poor taste inside his room. To find a suitable one, even if it was too heavy to carry by himself, was a very pleasant surprise that probably had to do something with the fact that they could apparently dream things up. Interestingly enough, while the subject had come up when he mentioned that he was looking for something more comfortable to replace his bed, no one had suggested simply making one appear inside the house-and by the time the thought occurred to him he had already wasted a good part of his day searching.

Now, someone else would have left the coffin there in the middle of the street after the realization, saving themselves, and the people who had offered their help, the trouble of moving it. However, since Dracula cared little about being an inconvenience to others (if he had wasted his time, so could they), he didn't. Instead, he sat on top, grabbed his PORTAL, and waited.

ooc: Just pretend he did a PORTAL post for this, okay? I don't want to post the same thing twice.

*dracula: screamland

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