5mins with my mother....
Me: Uni-blah-crazy-professors-unhappening-projects-newspaper-blah.
Mother: You know how people born many years ago are now passing their driving tests? I think you should learn.
Me: ...Mummy, have you met my friend the non-sequiteur?
Mother: *stern glare*
Me: All right. You remember that time I got into a car with an instructor?
Me: And I nearly killed some ten year olds who were across the park? IN A TENNIS COURT.
Me: And the instructor had to wrestle the wheel off me? And went proper pale?
Me: On a scale of 1-10, how convinced are we that I should be on the road?
Mother: *stern glare goes up to 11*
I guess I'd better find some numbers. If you see a tiny asian hurtling around North London, PLS RETURN HOME WITH IMMEDIACY.
Mother: You know how people born many years ago are now passing their driving tests? I think you should learn.
Me: ...Mummy, have you met my friend the non-sequiteur?
Mother: *stern glare*
Me: All right. You remember that time I got into a car with an instructor?
Me: And I nearly killed some ten year olds who were across the park? IN A TENNIS COURT.
Me: And the instructor had to wrestle the wheel off me? And went proper pale?
Me: On a scale of 1-10, how convinced are we that I should be on the road?
Mother: *stern glare goes up to 11*
I guess I'd better find some numbers. If you see a tiny asian hurtling around North London, PLS RETURN HOME WITH IMMEDIACY.