1. My little sister introduced me to
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com today. Specifically the entry on our town which is apparently "a bustling metropolis in the Communist state of M. Its population is estimated to be 14 billion cats and at least 1 thousand human beings. It is most notably known for its worship of the Appleumpkin, a religious deity." We also apparently have nine commandments (there are only eight listed) and two of them are "Thou shant learn mathematics." And "almost 10% of the population is currently employed, a record high for their state."
2. Much more importantly, if I have done the calculations correctly, I only have three papers and one test left for one of my profs. I can't begin to tell you how happy this makes me.
3. This is the most important as it contains the following: youtube and
Big Bang Theory.
That is all.