Things Ashley wants to eat! :D

[la_dolce]

Being in Japan and having a limited amount of stuff-to-eat available to me is wracking havoc on me. Not in the "OMG I'M STARVING TO DEATH" way but more like "Damn, I could really go for a slice of cake" way. So here's what I want to eat!

-Cake!

-Chocolate pie!
-Cherry pie!
-Raspberry pie!
-Berry pie!
-Dragonzord!
-Mastodon!
-Pterodactyl!
-Triceratops!
-Saber-toothed Tiger!
-Tyrannosaurus!
-Banana Cream pie!
-A WHOLE FUCKING BAG OF HERSHEYS KISSES D:

-Daddy-made Tacos!
-Hot dogs with ketchup and mustard!
-PB&J sammiches!
-Earth!
-Fire!
-Wind!
-Water!
-Heart!
-GO PLANET!
-Beef stroganoff!
-More cake!
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-Can't read it!
-Can't read it!
-Can't read it!
-Chunky Monkey!
-Phish Food!
-Real pizza!
-Cambot!
-Gypsy!
-Tom Servo!
-Croooow!
-PIZZA WITHOUT FUCKING MAYONNAISE ARSGHFIJRGR:JDGIJ:
-M&M's!

-Corn on the cob!
-Steak!
-Ribs!
-Other things that are terrible for me!
-Not rice!

I'm serious about that mayonnaise thing -- it's as if the Department of Importing Pizza was like "Man, this shit's great. But you know what? It needs mayonnaise. Japanese people won't eat it without mayonnaise. BRING MORE MAYONNAISE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH." And then he bowed politely and left the office.