brooke was talking about it yesterday. yeah, i just soiled myself, hope you dont mind. i might smell a little at work today because of this unfortunate tragedy. true story, real sad.
yeah. actually, i just said i peed, because i didn't want to sound too gross.... but really i've also shat myself. whew! i'm glad i'm not the only one.
hahhahhahaha!! i cant believe that fucker actually said that. i shouldve gone in there and been all "shut the fuck up tim, you are NOT a native american!! you are a white, inbred, hillbilly piece of schizophrenic shit. the END!!"
but he would then probably do that stupid wheezy laugh and i would end up shooting him or something tragic.
(tragic = word of the day. so say it as much as you can around tim and nessy)
also try to use big words they wouldn't know the meaning to in the wrong context. i've tried to do it once, but i couldn't keep a straight face, nor get anyone to join in the fun. but i'm sure that, with a little courage and an appetite for destruction, we could pull it off today. say things like, "i feel that movie is very mesopotamian." or "the pulmonary result is that you get an undercooked pot roast." or "i feel as though bush can only do further regurgatory harm by deploying more troops." or "i am not caucasian. i am native american." or "wadn'tit". wait... they know "wadn'tit". they use that one. shit. well, anyway, you get the idea.
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anyway, i peed just now. (not in a bathroom. this chair won't be the same again.)
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I AM NOT CAUCASIAN!!! I AM NATIVE AMERICAN!!!
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but he would then probably do that stupid wheezy laugh and i would end up shooting him or something tragic.
(tragic = word of the day. so say it as much as you can around tim and nessy)
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tim makes me laugh the night away. i want to come and party.
since cell phones dont work and you dont have one, is there an office number i can call??
i want to t-t-t-t-t-talk talk talk to you.
cj has his party tonight. jeff is out of town. im thinking about going after i get off work.
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