THE OFFICIAL MYSPACE GAME!!!!!!

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WOOHOO WOOHOO!!!! IT CAME OUT!!!



The object of the game is to earn as many points as possible, in three categories. Here's how to score points...

Profile Design

• Make text an unreadable color (2350 points)
• Choose a background that makes your whole page unreadable (2500 points)
• Steal a copyrighted video and put it on your profile (2300 points)
• Be banned for life after being caught using copyrighted music videos/songs (game over)
• Use any MySpace profile editors, such as Thomas' Myspace Editor (450 points, 314 more if you don't take out the message saying it)
• Use a cursor that would not normally be used (475 points, 200 more if it is an hourglass cursor)
• Have pictures that force 1024x768 users to scroll left and right (1200 points)
• Use the tag for a whole paragraph (365 points)
• Create a scrolling photo gallery out of that tag (730 points)
• Use the tag for a whole paragraph (365 points [1000 if it is used for the whole page])
• TYPE LIKE THIS (2500 POINTS)
• TyPe LiKe ThIs (2501 PoInTs)
• Cause someone's browser to crash with your profile (350 points, 7707 if the victim was not using Internet Explorer)
• Use Javascript to cause users to unknowingly add you as their buddy (1000 points per friend)

Content

• Put a reference to sex on your page (2460 points)
• If you are a guy, show a six pack as your main picture (10000 points)
• If you are a girl, show breasts as your main picture (10000 points, -5000 if you are under 16)
• Put pictures of your drunken stupors (3000 points)
• If you are a straight fat girl, put "bi" as your sexual orientation (1050 points)
• Put a reference to drinking if you are underage (1500 points, 900 point bonus if you have pictures of you drinking)
• Try to act "gangsta" in your picture (500 points [100000 if you are white])
• Make a reference to really crappy music-group, with a lead singer that looks disturbingly androgynous (5000 points)
• If your last words are posted to your MySpace (-500 points)
• Refer to your emo lifestyle (400 points, 200 more if you aren't kidding)
• Make a reference to a horribly overrated musical act which whores themselves to payola. (4020 points)
• Take your picture using a digital camera and a mirror (128.2 points)
• Put pictures of your favorite movies/artists (100 per artist, 200 per movie)
• Say that you dislike reading in the "books" section of your interests section (400 points)
• Fill out a personal survey (2000 points)
• If you are butt ugly, use sunglasses in your photo and a black and white photo (-1050 points)
• List your religion as "Agnostic" or "Atheist" (777 points)
• List your religion as "Christian" or "Catholic" (Punch in the face)
• Make ANY reference to "behind you" or "my own little universe" as your location (0.1304 points)

Interacting with other MySpace members

• Steal someone's "comment virginity" (Post the first comment on their profile)(666 points every time)
• Become friends with a celebrity (100 points)
• Become the member of a group (1000 points)
• Defame another member (200 points)
• Post a "sexy truck" chain letter, or other similarly-named chain letters, on others' pages (500 points, 6900 point bonus if you post it on an ugly person's page)
• If you are a girl, post comments, bulletins and blogs reagarding how sexy (see also: sexi, sexxi, secksi, sexsi, sexxy, secksy and any other misspelling you can imagine) all your female friends are (100 points per friend, an additional 50 points if they are fat)
• Throw a burning whale on a friend or family member (125 points)
• Throw a burning whale on another member who isn't a friend or family member (250 points)
• Add a link your myspace in your AIM, MSN, Yahoo, or internet forum profile (300 points)
• Add over 100 people you'll never communicate with to your friends list (1343 points the first 1000, 453 points every 500 thereafter)
• Have sex with someone you met through MySpace (4908 points)
• Have sex with the 48 year old overweight unemployed man who poses as Tila Tequila (-200 points)
• Post the same bulletin 3 times in a row (600 points, 250 points for every additional copy of the bulletin)
• Beg people to leave you comments, whether it be on your pictures or your profile (800 points, 200 point bonus for every comment you successfully get)
• Make a bulletin bragging about new pictures (1000, 800 point bonus if you use a misleading subject in your bulletin)
• Post a bulletin regarding the reader's untimely demise, posted with a misleading subject (230 points)
• Post chain letters (500 points, 300 point bonus if it is a letter regarding MySpace shutting down or your account getting deleted)
• Have Tom on your friends list (-325 points)
• Send out the bulletin stating that whoever doesnt repost is only a friend collector & will be deleted "serves them right, acting like this is a popularity contest in high school" (500 points, 2800 Bonus points for each friend that you delete because they didn't repost)
• Delete a friend (-1400 points)
• Block a friend (-9999 points)
• Set your age to under 16 so you can make your profile private (-4000 points)
• Shut down your MySpace (game over)

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