auld quotes i put on facebook

Oct 29, 2010 15:14

When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true. Unless its really a meteroite hurtling to the Earth which will distroy all life. Then your're pretty much hosed no matter what you wish for. unless it's death by meteor.

Wow, that dinner smells good.
Let me guess
...
meat?

remember: live every week like it's shark week and nothing is impossible except dinosaurs.

I never Smile if i can help it. Showing one's teeth is a submission signal in primates. when someone smiles at me, all I see is a chimpanzee begging for its life.

Art is long, and Time is fleeting,
And our hearts, though stout and brave,
Still, like muffled drums, are beating
Funeral marches to the grave.
- Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Sometimes when you're here and what you want is on the other side of this wall, or a hand in this case, and you can't get over it, through it, under it, whatever, sometimes you have to walk away from the problem and you end up walking around the whole f___ing world (to get to where you want to be).
-Glen Hansard

she's the one without the leg!

Most people are together just so they are not alone. But some people want magic. I think you are one of those people.

$40 WORTH OF CONDOMS. IT WAS A GOOD WEEKEND.-- shmeath

don't make decisions when you're angry
don't make promises when you're happy

who am i? beep boop bop i love harry potter.

WILBUR TROUBLE

hey check out my keychain
i'd go as far as to call that .. bomb

Every day is one less
Every day is one more chance
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