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[la_almadena]

So. What the hell am I doing in Canada?

Is this someone's idea of a joke? 'Cause if it is, I'm going to rip their fucking throat out.

Comments

[bugeyedteef]

It would be a very clever joke, wouldn't it?

[la_almadena]

Clever doesn't have anything to do with it.

I don't want to be stuck in fucking Canada.

[bugeyedteef]

Canada?

Hm. I don't think it's so bad. What's wrong with Canada?

[la_almadena]

I fucking hate Canada.

[bugeyedteef]

Why do you fucking hate Canada?

[la_almadena]

It's boring.

[bugeyedteef]

I don't know, I hear hockey is fun.

[la_almadena]

But they only have sticks.

It'd be a pretty boring-ass fight.

[bugeyedteef]

Ahh but the shoes have blades on the bottom.

[la_almadena]

They're not very accurate.

[bugeyedteef]

Who cares? It would still be fun.

[la_almadena]

Shooting fish in a barrel gets really fucking old after a while.

[bugeyedteef]

What if the person you're fighting isn't a fish in a barrel?

[la_almadena]

...It's a metaphor.

Or something.

[bugeyedteef]

..Hmm.

Right.