El's Erudition on Ensuring Eternal Employment
My jorb is at UC Berkeley. I sling salad. I've learned a few things about keeping a job -
1) The customer is always right.
2) If the customer is wrong, see rule 1.
3) Your boss is right unless he contradicts her boss or the customer.
4) If your boss is wrong, see rule 3.
5) If your boss explains how to do something, then you don't know how to do it.
6) Even if you know how to do it.
7) You should be working right now. No exceptions.
8) Arrive no more than 5 minutes early.
9) If you look at the clock and 1 hour has passed since you did it last - you're doing it right.
10) Fnord.
Also, as I promised film at 10:00:
Her name is Sharon. She teaches some orrible brats during the workweek. She is working as a dance instructor on weekends, at Fizzywigs, at the Dickens Fair (which is really cool and you should go there, preferably in your best Victoriana. Cow Palace. $22.00 less 5 for having a BART ticket). We waltzed. I kissed her goodbye. There will be a second date this Wednesday.
Glee does not describe it.
1) The customer is always right.
2) If the customer is wrong, see rule 1.
3) Your boss is right unless he contradicts her boss or the customer.
4) If your boss is wrong, see rule 3.
5) If your boss explains how to do something, then you don't know how to do it.
6) Even if you know how to do it.
7) You should be working right now. No exceptions.
8) Arrive no more than 5 minutes early.
9) If you look at the clock and 1 hour has passed since you did it last - you're doing it right.
10) Fnord.
Also, as I promised film at 10:00:
Her name is Sharon. She teaches some orrible brats during the workweek. She is working as a dance instructor on weekends, at Fizzywigs, at the Dickens Fair (which is really cool and you should go there, preferably in your best Victoriana. Cow Palace. $22.00 less 5 for having a BART ticket). We waltzed. I kissed her goodbye. There will be a second date this Wednesday.
Glee does not describe it.