This is why I play Bliss Stage.
Drabble followed by a short.
Josh jabbed his shaking finger right at Keenan's face. "I'm going to kill you," he whispered. "After what happened last night - I swear that one of these days I'm going to kill you."
Keenan blinked, mouth slightly open, for a full second. Then, he asked "Wait, after what that happened last night?"
"I saw how drunk she was." Josh closed his eyes, unable to unclench his fists. "I saw you smuggle her back into the base after you got her liquored up. You think I'm stupid?"
Keenan rolled his eyes. "Dude, you mean in general or at the moment?"
"You fucking bastard."
Keenan sighed. "I put her in her barrack to sleep it off then went to bed."
"You sick -- what?"
Keenan held out his hands, shrugging. "Even by my standards she's a fuckin' kid - she's got fuck-all for boobs and still sleeps with The Amazing Mr. Kitty, for Christ's sake. I've got plenty of vitamin P from Yuke and Merry and Anna, and I know you like her - why would I even do that, dude?"
Josh just stared at Keenan for a very long moment.
Then he turned and walked away, saying, "Man, you're a scrub."
Keenan chuckled. And they say I'M the pervert.
Josh jabbed his shaking finger right at Keenan's face. "I'm going to kill you," he whispered. "After what happened last night - I swear that one of these days I'm going to kill you."
Keenan blinked, mouth slightly open, for a full second. Then, he asked "Wait, after what that happened last night?"
"I saw how drunk she was." Josh closed his eyes, unable to unclench his fists. "I saw you smuggle her back into the base after you got her liquored up. You think I'm stupid?"
Keenan rolled his eyes. "Dude, you mean in general or at the moment?"
"You fucking bastard."
Keenan sighed. "I put her in her barrack to sleep it off then went to bed."
"You sick -- what?"
Keenan held out his hands, shrugging. "Even by my standards she's a fuckin' kid - she's got fuck-all for boobs and still sleeps with The Amazing Mr. Kitty, for Christ's sake. I've got plenty of vitamin P from Yuke and Merry and Anna, and I know you like her - why would I even do that, dude?"
Josh just stared at Keenan for a very long moment.
Then he turned and walked away, saying, "Man, you're a scrub."
Keenan chuckled. And they say I'M the pervert.