fic: velocity equals the distance traveled divided by time

[l_s_d_me]

Title: Velocity Equals the Distance Traveled Divided by Time
Author: l_s_d_me
Pairing: Ray/Brad, kid
Rating: R
Genre: AU
Word Count: 10,000+
Disclaimer: None of the following is based in fact.
Notes: This legit wouldn’t have gotten done without meeks00 and her magical powers of awesomeness.
Summary: Ray has a daughter and never joins the Marines. He ends up

Comments

[pokey4ever]

I don't ever want this to end! I love them so much!! And dad!Ray is so cute and awesome. This was great!

[l_s_d_me]

thank you so so much!!!

[charliechaz]

I LOVED IT!!! AMAZING.

Plus I am in desperate need of a six foot something viking in dark jeans in a white button up showing up at my door for dinner...and staying.

[l_s_d_me]

THANK YOU!!

LOL aren't we all in need of that. yeahhhhh.

[timeofnoreply]

HOLY JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, LAUREN. THIS WAS GODDAMNED AMAZING.

“The fuck, Iceman,” a man says as he comes around Brad. “I invite you to come here with my family and you find the first white motherfucker you can to congregate with? No offense,” he tags on, looking at Ray.

“None taken,” Ray says. “I am white, and I am a motherfucker. Just ask Brad’s mom.”

AND

“You’re such a motherfucker, Colbert. Yeah, I changed her name is Orange Blossom because I’m some fucking holier-than-thou celebrity who feels the need to name my kid some shit like ‘Paper Tree Jones,’ or ‘Jesus Hawk Person.’ It’s not like we’re fucking Mexican, dude. She’s just into Strawberry Shortcake these days. What can I say.”

I FUCKING DIED LAUGHING.

Seriously this is just so hilarious and in-character and sexy and witty and amazingly written. I know I'm gonna read this fic over and over again.

[l_s_d_me]

awwww anji ♥ ♥ You just made me feel so nice!! I was freaking out to Mika for days bc i didn't think it seemed in-character at ALLLL.

I just want to snuggle you foreverrrrrrrrrr!

(I personally love the part about dora and the map)

ILUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!

[schlicky]

I really, really loved this. Their banter was so in character, and Sam was adorable. It's so wonderfully written, and beautiful, and fantastic, and hot, and just. It was lovely. <3

[l_s_d_me]

that's so sweet! thank you!! <3

[glitterglam13]

This was amazing. I loved the way you made the story unfold and Ray's POV. And I really liked how contained it was but how at the same time conveyed so much emotion. Lovely.

[l_s_d_me]

Thank you so much, you have no idea!