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[l_e_a_h]

Just got a piece of glass stuck in my foot. Hurts like a mofu (heh, Maeve). As mother is not here to tell me the whereabouts of the band-aids, I'm making do with paper towel and occasionally whimpering "fuck!" every now and then

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[____haunted]

you are totally sleeping with my man!

OH NO YOU DIDNT!!!

[____haunted]

You make Jesus cry.

For one thing, you ripped off my line...

[worshipsdog]

You make Jesus horny.
*winks*

ROFL

[mewsicfreak]

If I don't get in, I'm going to become a nun. This is a threat to god. God knows what will happen if I become a nun.
HAHAHA.
HEAR THAT, BIG GUY? I AM TOTALLY MAKING THE POPE A JEW IF YOU DON'T GET ME INTO THIS CAMP!
HAHAHAHAHAH EVEN HARDER!

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[mewsicfreak]

You are, IN FACT, a retard.

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[mewsicfreak]

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[worshipsdog]

Well fuck man, I don't know about her, but I know I sure as hell do!

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You got hurt.

[worshipsdog]

Leah, do you know who anonymous might be? I'm selling my body to them online, so I'm kind of wondering who they might be...

[l_e_a_h]

well, it's not like selling our bodies to people online is a new experience for either of us, now is it?

i believe he's my good ol' pal eric. fun fact about eric: if you held him upside-down and pressed the top of his head to a white piece of paper, you would have a perfect outline in grease.

yeah, lovely kid. apparently does interesting things with his penis.

[pyromaniacal666]

The penis thing was me, the rest was him...

[l_e_a_h]

well, now you've made all these promises, are you going to follow through? i mean, usually guys hit on me in person, but hey, if you want to introduce me to your painted member through lj so be it.

[l_e_a_h]

and tell eric that if he really wants to join in, i sures won't stop im!