I moved her into this cute little house Downtown, she hasn't got much money left though..
Well, least we know she's got some taste
mm..the smell of Downtown...road works and sweat..I feel like I've smelt this before?
Hayden Moore
4-8-4-7-6
FAMILY/romance
Turn Ons: Formal Wear / Makeup
Turn Off: Hats
OTH: Music and Dance
LTW: Reach Golden Anniversary
Skills:
Cooking - 6
Mechanical - 2
Charisma - 6
Body - 0
Logic - 4
Creativity - 9
Cleaning - 0
"Heres your free fucking computer your ungratefull bitch. God I hate my job."
I sent Hayden to the park to cadge some free food and maybe meet a potential wifey
Instead she decides to form a random band
'Check it out..she's totally sticking her boobs out at me!'
Spoke to soon about her having taste before didnt I..
Aint no way your hitting that
'So listen, don't get any ideas about showing me your rocket just because your sat with me'
'Bitch I dont wanna show you my rocket. I just wanna eat my fucking hamburger'
'So, do you think that chicks poor? I dont want no poor chick.'
ta.
What the fuck Crumblebottom? She hasn't done anything you crazy old bat
D:
Gilbert.
Your barking up the wrong tree there mate.
Madison, one of my sims
and
Harvey, also one of mine.
Gilbert can fuck of home to his mum but Harvey and Madison, come on in!
'Damn!!'
Sorry Hayden, shes off limits..
Hayden! Noo! lol OFF LIMITS
'Will you get of my fucking cumputer i need to check my facebook!!'
Sure...she's never even met you but whatever
So of they go to the LuLu Lounge
Hayden: 'aaaay good lookin'
Townie: 'um..im over here..'
She wasnt talking to you, you ugly fuck
Oooh what do we have here?
A townie from takemizu? island..who for some reason is Downtown
Result!
So she asked her on a date. And look, shes a family sim too!
'You know, you look like you need a good deflowering'
I sent them to the diner for food. Couldnt really afford lobster but..maybe we could skip out on the bill?..
Stay cool Hayden..stay cool...act like your going to the loo or something
Oh come on! we're poor!
Bitch
Host: 'blablabla ner ner ner'
Hayden: *smirk*
Vanessa: 'Your so ugly, i have to close my eyes when i look at you'
Hayden: 'dam that girl over there is hoooot'
Host: 'Woah'
Aww
And when i think ive left the date some what dignified..ACR takes over while Haydens waiting for a cab..
'Wow! that was -eyes rolling to the back of my head- good!'
I got Hayden the highest paying job available at the time..Military
Doesnt she look cute in her uniform :D
'ugh..carpool driver is ming to the ing'
woo!
earn that body point for the next promotion bitch!
'Hey Hayden..some um..about that rocket....'
....
Oh well screw you both then
well seen as though YOUR not 'available' Vanessa, maybe we'll work on getting Hayden them two more woohoos
Oh look, theres a random ugly townie, greet her
that half romance side of her REALLY shines through doesn't it?
YEH THNX. was already going to get one anyway, just earned the body point
Another woman townie! one that i made a while ago, Cherry Bakewell
Nah. Going to get a promtoion next anyway. GIVE ME SOME USEFUL NETWROKING PEOPLE!
She spent so long trying to woo them both she almost starved to death, but they weren't having any of it.. so she got no woohoo's :(
Yeeeh!
Dam Hayden. Its a shame your not straight..hot townie is hot
*sigh*
This is when i got her to invite Vanessa over but she wasn't in the phonebook. Then i realised she was already stood outside. Stalker much?
Coz ur hot and your cold, your yes and your no, your in and your out, your up and your down
Not bad..
After i worked my magic
Vanessa Chen
7-4-4-7-5
Family
LTW- Marry of 6 children (fuck)
Vanessa: 'Bitch you better not be bi'
OH COME ON! WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN WHEN I FORGET TO BUY AN ALARM!! YOU SON OF A BITCH!
I FUCKING HATE YOU. I ACTUALLY FUCKING HATE YOU.
Vanessa: 'Well...this is entertaining.'
Why are you booing Vanessa? the cop kicked his fucking ugly ars
Thanks dude!
OH GEE THANKS VANESSA. I KNOW THAT NOW. you couldnt of got that want BEFORE could you?!
..lol? yeh shes definetly from that takemizu? village
Haydens on a roll baby!
I sent the girls to a restaurant on a date for a meal and such
'Oh hai! dont i know you from somewhere?'
Hayden rolled the want to get engaged and we gotta reach that golden anniversary somehow!
'Soooo shiny :D'
Dam romance side
Vanessa, you don't need to leave roses at your own doorstep for Hayden
LOL you little wierdo
The first baby is on the way!
um...Red?
FUCK
Thats right Vanessa its YOUR fault
'Awh..you lost your job? this is a sad sad day :('
Pop!
Decided i might aswell get them married now as they both have the want
Doesn't Vanessa look beautifull :)
The guests consist of these 3
Hayden couldnt have a wedding dress because it wouldnt show her bump :(
'Come to mama'
Some random old bitch decided to join us
'IM HAPPY YET SO ANGRY IM MARRIED, DAM CONFLICTING ASPIRATIONS!'
'Eat the cake bitch'
'Oooh i remember the first time we woohoo'd, it was in a photobooth on our first date. Aah memorys'
wtf Hayden? your pregnant
YOU HAVE JUST LEFT THE FUCKING WEDDING. WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT.
Baby time!
Oh christ. Natural twins.
Find out in the next update what Hayden has!