Ring, Ding, Dong...
"Oh my God, that's the best night I've ever had... Where did you learn to-"
"-Well, Margaret, y'know what they say about us fly boys... we get around."
"What time is it!? Good God I should have left hours ago... I wonder what happened to.. uhh, haha... John, could you be a dear and hand me that phone right down there?God!!! Damn what a night..."
"Of course, but what do I get out of it, huh?"
"Just hand me the phone already, or you won't get anything at all."
"I could live with that."
"Excuse me!?"
"I'm just kiddin' Margaret, I-"
"-Yeah that's right you better be kidding, 'cause you know I'm not anywhere close to being done."
"Whoa, wait a second, I've gotta be up in like 4 hours... I-"
"-You what!? Don't you think I have somewhere else to be too!? You selfish prick, I ought to-"
"-Hahaha, wait a second... couldn't we just relax for like 15 minutes, I mean... I thought you ladies were supposed to be all into the whole talkin' after, uhh, well y'know..."
"Well aren't you the charmer? I suppose relaxing for 15 minutes isn't out of the question, just... excuse me... I... wow, maybe I'm more tired than I think..."
"Ok, well, let's get some rest... seems like we both have busy days tomorrow. I'll set the alarm and make sure you're awake by... uhh, say, when do you have to be up!? I have to leave in like 4 hours, but I guess you're welcome to sleep here until you're good and ready."
"Yeah..."
"Uhh, yeah what!?"
"Yeah, you best be makin' me a damn good breakfast too."
"Hahaha, are you serious!?"
"Well yeah, I-"
"-Wait... what did you just say!?"
"Well... yeah... I..."
"Where did you get that from!?"
"This dumb bitch I work with, who knows where she got it from, but she's been saying it for as long as I can remember her doing-"
"-What's her name!?There's no way that it could be..."
"...she's nuttier than a box of Jiffy."
"And what's so nutty about her!? Shit, John... you're gonna love me for this, oh yeah... the Iron Horse is gonna get some respect."
"...that way I always knew she was up to something, don't you think!?"
"Uh huh, totally... she must have been up to something."
"Yeah, and don't you think that I'm right about all of that!?"
"Yep, you're right... she uhh, wait... is this the same girl we forgot about at the poolside earlier today, was it!? Fal..."
"Yeah, Falecia, she was taking utterly too long freshening up, do you see what I mean about her always being up to something!? I just know she's off being a big ho somewhere, that girl knows nothing about what it takes to handle a real relationship. I've tried to talk..."
"Hmm, I wonder if Escobar gave Samuel the message... I should call him right away; if this girl would just shut it for a moment, I could see if he knows anything about Falecia..."
"...and if you ask her about anything about her past, she just flips out and thinks she's too good to let anyone know anything about herself; but I know more than she thinks, I've got some connections too. My Dad could only get a bit of info on her, but she's apparently some freak-show that I'm not allowed to bother; whatever that means. But yeah, enough about her... I'm right here. It's been about 15 minutes John, and... hey... where are you going!?"
"I'm sorry Margaret, just give me a second, I need to make a quick phone call; you reminded me of something..."
"Well alright, but you'd better hurry... y'know I'm not gonna wait all night for your damn ass. Which reminds me, I'd better call that damn ho."
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"Yes? Oh hey Margaret, yep I'm fine. I decided to go out for awhile, I'll be back in the morning. Yep, we won't have to leave until then. How was your night? Oh really, heeheehee, sounds like you've been having fun M, just... yep... I will. Ok, sweet dreams Margaret."
"Falon..."
"Yes Samuel?"
"How long was I sleeping for!? It feels like I've been out for hours, but you should get over here so I can hold you tight some more."
"Heehee, I love you Samuel, you've been sleeping for about 45 minutes. I guess it's all that exercise you've been getting that made you feel so well rested. Hee-"
"-Yeah!!! Wait, can you hear that... shoot, vibrate... I-"
"-Vibrate!?"
"Yeah, I forgot to turn my ringer back up on my cell phone."
"Y'mean this one?"
"Yeah, that's it. I'll-"
"-Nope, I think there's still a few things you need to tell me!"
"No, I got check'd. I-"
"-Oh my God Samuel! I just wanted to know how you ended up behind me on the stairwell earlier, I don't want to know that you're a slut; although, a mighty sweet slut at that. I-"
"-Hey! I'm not a slut, I'll have you know that I've only been with 3 women in my life; and those were all mistakes."
"I'm sorry Samuel, I was just kidding; but please tell me how that all happened. I promise I won't interrupt again, I just..."
"Falon, sigh, do you remember when we were kids?"
"Of course Samuel, I've always thought about those days everyday of my life, I-"
"-I know, me too. I'm sorry, do you remember that time in my tree-house that I made you that promise!?"
"Well yeah, how could I ever forget the day you said you'd always look after me!? I hated you for those words... but they also kept me strong."
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"Shit, no answer."
"Come back to bed John."
"One more time, just a sec."
"You really know how to keep a girl waiting, don't you?"
"Yep, just a sec."
"Are you ignoring me John!?"
"Yep, just a sec."
"Excuse me!?"
"Jus' a sec."
"Well, whatever... I'm going to go to bed by myself then John."
"Uh huh...There's no way he'd be in a bind, but what the hell would he be doing that would require his phone off!? Maybe Escobar knows."
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"-Well, Margaret, y'know what they say about us fly boys... we get around."
"What time is it!? Good God I should have left hours ago... I wonder what happened to.. uhh, haha... John, could you be a dear and hand me that phone right down there?God!!! Damn what a night..."
"Of course, but what do I get out of it, huh?"
"Just hand me the phone already, or you won't get anything at all."
"I could live with that."
"Excuse me!?"
"I'm just kiddin' Margaret, I-"
"-Yeah that's right you better be kidding, 'cause you know I'm not anywhere close to being done."
"Whoa, wait a second, I've gotta be up in like 4 hours... I-"
"-You what!? Don't you think I have somewhere else to be too!? You selfish prick, I ought to-"
"-Hahaha, wait a second... couldn't we just relax for like 15 minutes, I mean... I thought you ladies were supposed to be all into the whole talkin' after, uhh, well y'know..."
"Well aren't you the charmer? I suppose relaxing for 15 minutes isn't out of the question, just... excuse me... I... wow, maybe I'm more tired than I think..."
"Ok, well, let's get some rest... seems like we both have busy days tomorrow. I'll set the alarm and make sure you're awake by... uhh, say, when do you have to be up!? I have to leave in like 4 hours, but I guess you're welcome to sleep here until you're good and ready."
"Yeah..."
"Uhh, yeah what!?"
"Yeah, you best be makin' me a damn good breakfast too."
"Hahaha, are you serious!?"
"Well yeah, I-"
"-Wait... what did you just say!?"
"Well... yeah... I..."
"Where did you get that from!?"
"This dumb bitch I work with, who knows where she got it from, but she's been saying it for as long as I can remember her doing-"
"-What's her name!?There's no way that it could be..."
"...she's nuttier than a box of Jiffy."
"And what's so nutty about her!? Shit, John... you're gonna love me for this, oh yeah... the Iron Horse is gonna get some respect."
"...that way I always knew she was up to something, don't you think!?"
"Uh huh, totally... she must have been up to something."
"Yeah, and don't you think that I'm right about all of that!?"
"Yep, you're right... she uhh, wait... is this the same girl we forgot about at the poolside earlier today, was it!? Fal..."
"Yeah, Falecia, she was taking utterly too long freshening up, do you see what I mean about her always being up to something!? I just know she's off being a big ho somewhere, that girl knows nothing about what it takes to handle a real relationship. I've tried to talk..."
"Hmm, I wonder if Escobar gave Samuel the message... I should call him right away; if this girl would just shut it for a moment, I could see if he knows anything about Falecia..."
"...and if you ask her about anything about her past, she just flips out and thinks she's too good to let anyone know anything about herself; but I know more than she thinks, I've got some connections too. My Dad could only get a bit of info on her, but she's apparently some freak-show that I'm not allowed to bother; whatever that means. But yeah, enough about her... I'm right here. It's been about 15 minutes John, and... hey... where are you going!?"
"I'm sorry Margaret, just give me a second, I need to make a quick phone call; you reminded me of something..."
"Well alright, but you'd better hurry... y'know I'm not gonna wait all night for your damn ass. Which reminds me, I'd better call that damn ho."
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"Yes? Oh hey Margaret, yep I'm fine. I decided to go out for awhile, I'll be back in the morning. Yep, we won't have to leave until then. How was your night? Oh really, heeheehee, sounds like you've been having fun M, just... yep... I will. Ok, sweet dreams Margaret."
"Falon..."
"Yes Samuel?"
"How long was I sleeping for!? It feels like I've been out for hours, but you should get over here so I can hold you tight some more."
"Heehee, I love you Samuel, you've been sleeping for about 45 minutes. I guess it's all that exercise you've been getting that made you feel so well rested. Hee-"
"-Yeah!!! Wait, can you hear that... shoot, vibrate... I-"
"-Vibrate!?"
"Yeah, I forgot to turn my ringer back up on my cell phone."
"Y'mean this one?"
"Yeah, that's it. I'll-"
"-Nope, I think there's still a few things you need to tell me!"
"No, I got check'd. I-"
"-Oh my God Samuel! I just wanted to know how you ended up behind me on the stairwell earlier, I don't want to know that you're a slut; although, a mighty sweet slut at that. I-"
"-Hey! I'm not a slut, I'll have you know that I've only been with 3 women in my life; and those were all mistakes."
"I'm sorry Samuel, I was just kidding; but please tell me how that all happened. I promise I won't interrupt again, I just..."
"Falon, sigh, do you remember when we were kids?"
"Of course Samuel, I've always thought about those days everyday of my life, I-"
"-I know, me too. I'm sorry, do you remember that time in my tree-house that I made you that promise!?"
"Well yeah, how could I ever forget the day you said you'd always look after me!? I hated you for those words... but they also kept me strong."
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"Shit, no answer."
"Come back to bed John."
"One more time, just a sec."
"You really know how to keep a girl waiting, don't you?"
"Yep, just a sec."
"Are you ignoring me John!?"
"Yep, just a sec."
"Excuse me!?"
"Jus' a sec."
"Well, whatever... I'm going to go to bed by myself then John."
"Uh huh...There's no way he'd be in a bind, but what the hell would he be doing that would require his phone off!? Maybe Escobar knows."
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