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"Duuuude, did you see those ladies!? Dude? Hey Samuel!!!"
"Huh!? Oh yeah, uhh... what!?"
"Sometimes I don't know about you Samuel, haha... those fine ass ladies were totally checkin' you out and all you do is bury your head in your daydreams... like dude, I--"
"Wait, John, did you just see that?"
"See what!? Wait... are you on one of your trips again Samuel, hahaha... dude, they're wavin' at you now; and if you don't, I'm gonna--"
"Go ahead John, I'm gonna go for a lil' walk... meet me back here in about 45 minutes, ok?"
"Well, alright, but where are you... hey, what the hell...!? Samuel! Haha, this guy... always on some crazy trip. Oh well, more hotties for me."
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"Hmm, well I'm about 45 feet now... 40... 35... now I'll just pretend to tie my shoelace and... with a lil' dip of my glasses... hahaha, gotcha. About 25 feet to the right... target stopped, now... if he... sure did. I wonder how he'll react to some sudden conversation."
"Howdy stranger, I just happened to notice that you've got the paper there... it's been so long since I've check'd on the boys back home; I used to play in Idaho, I-"
"I, uh.. sure, which sport did you say you played?"
"Silly me, I was a halfback for State."
"For State? You seem a lil' young to be in-"
"-And you seem a lil' suspicious. Now, before this goes any further, you're gonna walk to the bathroom and tell me who you work for before I really get mad and turn you inside out."
"What are you talkin' about!? You're nuts..."
"Am I!? Then what's that transmitter doin' in your pocket?"
"Now I know you're crazy, there's no trans-"
"Have it your way..."
"I, I, what's goin' on here, my heart... it, it..."
"Now, you're goin' to walk into the bathroom and tell me what I want to know."
"Just..."
"That's it, like nothing is wrong. Smile with me, like we're old buddies..."
"Kid, I... I don't know what you did to me, but I assure you... I'm not here to hurt you or John. I-"
"-Yeah, neat lil' trick eh? I know you're not gonna hurt John or I, just tell them that I want to relax this trip... there's somethin' I've gotta take care of on my own."
"I can't do that kid, you don't know-"
"I know exactly who's in-charge sir, now.... I assure you that you won't be in trouble if you tell them what transpired here; in fact, I'm sure they know what just happened. So, don't worry about it. Take care of the others while I'm gone. Believe me, you don't want to find out what it's like when I'm not pleased..."
"Haha, y'know... that's exactly what they told me about-"
"Yeah, I'm sorry I had to be rough on yah there sir. I know you're just doin' your job. Here, take this and your heart will be fine."
"I'm sorry nobody warned me about you... hahaha. What is this?"
"It doesn't have a name, I-, just take it. If you don't trust me, take it to them and they'll tell you the same thing."
"I'm sure I won't need to. Thanks kid."
"Hey..."
"What's up kid?"
"Can you cut that kid shit out?"
"Oh, yeah... sorry."
"It's cool, I'm Samuel by the way."
"Oh I know who you are."
"Yeah, but we haven't introduced ourselves yet."
"Nice to meet you Samuel, they call me Al."
"Fair enough Al, just look after the rest of them."
"Will do. I don't know why I just up and trusted you just now... it's gonna be my ass if you're wrong kid... I mean... Samuel."
"Haha, yeah... I can understand that. Tell you what, here's my phone... hold the 1 button down and see who answers."
"Uhh, hey why not, right?"
"Right."
"Ok, it's dialing..."
"Yes Samuel?"
"No, this is Al. Samuel is next to me, he said I should call this number to find out who's on the other line."
"Ahh, yes... well Al, put Samuel on the phone for a minute."
"Ok. Here, he said he wants to talk to you."
"Yes Pa?"
"Samuel, that's not the agent I sent to take care of you, is it? Because you know that I-"
"-I know Pa, but I gave him an order and he, naturally, wasn't sure what to do. So I told him-"
"-You can't be doin' that Samuel, I know you want your freedom son, but I promised your Fa-"
"-I know Pa, but I need to do this one alone. I have a feelin' that I need to be alone on this one, I'll call you when it's over. You can have the whole squad come down if you want to after that."
"When what's over? Samuel... don't be getting into trouble down there, what about John? Don't be getting him into trouble either!"
"I know Pa, I won't. You know I'll be fine. Just tell this guy what's up, ok?"
"Well... I'll tell him what he needs to know."
"That will do. Thank you Pa. Here, he wants to talk to you again."
"Hello? Uhh, yes sir... yes sir... Al sir. From where? Oh, well... yes sir, those are some mighty fine credentials sir, and you said you know the code right? Wow, you mean... yes, I can see him sir. Yes, I see that sir. You're right sir, I see the resemblance sir. Yes sir, will do sir. Thank you sir. I will sir."
"And...?"
"Here's your phone Samuel, guess that means you're free to go."
"Well yeah, just don't repeat what you heard on the phone."
"Oh, I know... "
"Good. Then have yourself a good day Al. Until we meet again, I have a feeling we will again."
"Well, not to sound rude, but just don't hit me with whatever you did next time ok?"
"Haha, I'm sorry Al. I just had to make sure you understood the severity of the situation."
"That I have..."
"Here Al, a little gift from me to you. These glasses were handed down to me from a great friend of mine. I'm sure when you try them on, you'll find yourself in a whole different world."
"Ok, well... wow... yeah... I can see-"
"Later Al. Just drop my name next time you're in trouble with them. Tell them I gave you these glasses. Take care Al."
"Yes, sir."
"Hey..."
"Yes?"
"Don't call me sir either, ok?"
"Oh, right... thanks Samuel. Take care."
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"Where have you been Samuel, and where are your glasses!?"
"Oh, y'know... I think I left them... oh well, maybe someone else will find use for them."
"Well, you should have came with me duude. Those ladies were fine, the one told me to call her when I got back. The other was askin' about you. I told them-"
"You didn't have to tell them anything John, you know I'm already spoken for."
"Riiight, this mystery girl you haven't seen in years... that I'm not even sure exists. I swear you are the-"
"The what!?"
"The...uhh, most romantic dude around!?"
"Haha, shut up John... let's get our luggage."
"Hahaha, you know I was gonna call you-"
"-I know John, I'm living in the past... but, that past is all I have sometimes."
"Pffft... like hell it is! That chick was hot man!!! She totally wanted to-"
"-Wanted to get in-touch with the man!"
"Now you're just gettin' modest there huh?"
"Hahaha, let's just get our luggage... I'm sure we can find some ladies when we land."
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"Duuuude, did you see those ladies!? Dude? Hey Samuel!!!"
"Huh!? Oh yeah, uhh... what!?"
"Sometimes I don't know about you Samuel, haha... those fine ass ladies were totally checkin' you out and all you do is bury your head in your daydreams... like dude, I--"
"Wait, John, did you just see that?"
"See what!? Wait... are you on one of your trips again Samuel, hahaha... dude, they're wavin' at you now; and if you don't, I'm gonna--"
"Go ahead John, I'm gonna go for a lil' walk... meet me back here in about 45 minutes, ok?"
"Well, alright, but where are you... hey, what the hell...!? Samuel! Haha, this guy... always on some crazy trip. Oh well, more hotties for me."
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"Hmm, well I'm about 45 feet now... 40... 35... now I'll just pretend to tie my shoelace and... with a lil' dip of my glasses... hahaha, gotcha. About 25 feet to the right... target stopped, now... if he... sure did. I wonder how he'll react to some sudden conversation."
"Howdy stranger, I just happened to notice that you've got the paper there... it's been so long since I've check'd on the boys back home; I used to play in Idaho, I-"
"I, uh.. sure, which sport did you say you played?"
"Silly me, I was a halfback for State."
"For State? You seem a lil' young to be in-"
"-And you seem a lil' suspicious. Now, before this goes any further, you're gonna walk to the bathroom and tell me who you work for before I really get mad and turn you inside out."
"What are you talkin' about!? You're nuts..."
"Am I!? Then what's that transmitter doin' in your pocket?"
"Now I know you're crazy, there's no trans-"
"Have it your way..."
"I, I, what's goin' on here, my heart... it, it..."
"Now, you're goin' to walk into the bathroom and tell me what I want to know."
"Just..."
"That's it, like nothing is wrong. Smile with me, like we're old buddies..."
"Kid, I... I don't know what you did to me, but I assure you... I'm not here to hurt you or John. I-"
"-Yeah, neat lil' trick eh? I know you're not gonna hurt John or I, just tell them that I want to relax this trip... there's somethin' I've gotta take care of on my own."
"I can't do that kid, you don't know-"
"I know exactly who's in-charge sir, now.... I assure you that you won't be in trouble if you tell them what transpired here; in fact, I'm sure they know what just happened. So, don't worry about it. Take care of the others while I'm gone. Believe me, you don't want to find out what it's like when I'm not pleased..."
"Haha, y'know... that's exactly what they told me about-"
"Yeah, I'm sorry I had to be rough on yah there sir. I know you're just doin' your job. Here, take this and your heart will be fine."
"I'm sorry nobody warned me about you... hahaha. What is this?"
"It doesn't have a name, I-, just take it. If you don't trust me, take it to them and they'll tell you the same thing."
"I'm sure I won't need to. Thanks kid."
"Hey..."
"What's up kid?"
"Can you cut that kid shit out?"
"Oh, yeah... sorry."
"It's cool, I'm Samuel by the way."
"Oh I know who you are."
"Yeah, but we haven't introduced ourselves yet."
"Nice to meet you Samuel, they call me Al."
"Fair enough Al, just look after the rest of them."
"Will do. I don't know why I just up and trusted you just now... it's gonna be my ass if you're wrong kid... I mean... Samuel."
"Haha, yeah... I can understand that. Tell you what, here's my phone... hold the 1 button down and see who answers."
"Uhh, hey why not, right?"
"Right."
"Ok, it's dialing..."
"Yes Samuel?"
"No, this is Al. Samuel is next to me, he said I should call this number to find out who's on the other line."
"Ahh, yes... well Al, put Samuel on the phone for a minute."
"Ok. Here, he said he wants to talk to you."
"Yes Pa?"
"Samuel, that's not the agent I sent to take care of you, is it? Because you know that I-"
"-I know Pa, but I gave him an order and he, naturally, wasn't sure what to do. So I told him-"
"-You can't be doin' that Samuel, I know you want your freedom son, but I promised your Fa-"
"-I know Pa, but I need to do this one alone. I have a feelin' that I need to be alone on this one, I'll call you when it's over. You can have the whole squad come down if you want to after that."
"When what's over? Samuel... don't be getting into trouble down there, what about John? Don't be getting him into trouble either!"
"I know Pa, I won't. You know I'll be fine. Just tell this guy what's up, ok?"
"Well... I'll tell him what he needs to know."
"That will do. Thank you Pa. Here, he wants to talk to you again."
"Hello? Uhh, yes sir... yes sir... Al sir. From where? Oh, well... yes sir, those are some mighty fine credentials sir, and you said you know the code right? Wow, you mean... yes, I can see him sir. Yes, I see that sir. You're right sir, I see the resemblance sir. Yes sir, will do sir. Thank you sir. I will sir."
"And...?"
"Here's your phone Samuel, guess that means you're free to go."
"Well yeah, just don't repeat what you heard on the phone."
"Oh, I know... "
"Good. Then have yourself a good day Al. Until we meet again, I have a feeling we will again."
"Well, not to sound rude, but just don't hit me with whatever you did next time ok?"
"Haha, I'm sorry Al. I just had to make sure you understood the severity of the situation."
"That I have..."
"Here Al, a little gift from me to you. These glasses were handed down to me from a great friend of mine. I'm sure when you try them on, you'll find yourself in a whole different world."
"Ok, well... wow... yeah... I can see-"
"Later Al. Just drop my name next time you're in trouble with them. Tell them I gave you these glasses. Take care Al."
"Yes, sir."
"Hey..."
"Yes?"
"Don't call me sir either, ok?"
"Oh, right... thanks Samuel. Take care."
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"Where have you been Samuel, and where are your glasses!?"
"Oh, y'know... I think I left them... oh well, maybe someone else will find use for them."
"Well, you should have came with me duude. Those ladies were fine, the one told me to call her when I got back. The other was askin' about you. I told them-"
"You didn't have to tell them anything John, you know I'm already spoken for."
"Riiight, this mystery girl you haven't seen in years... that I'm not even sure exists. I swear you are the-"
"The what!?"
"The...uhh, most romantic dude around!?"
"Haha, shut up John... let's get our luggage."
"Hahaha, you know I was gonna call you-"
"-I know John, I'm living in the past... but, that past is all I have sometimes."
"Pffft... like hell it is! That chick was hot man!!! She totally wanted to-"
"-Wanted to get in-touch with the man!"
"Now you're just gettin' modest there huh?"
"Hahaha, let's just get our luggage... I'm sure we can find some ladies when we land."
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