this... is why... you don't live with your family...
because when you do... there will be a day when your 'love everything' sister walks up to you and says:
"Hey! Can you put this in your shirt? Thanks, and here's a grape *shoves into shirt* I'll be back in a few hours. Can you look up online how to care for it"
Hmmm... appears to be a flying squirrel. And she paid 100 bucks for it. And it's basically just in the weaning age. and it chirrups in my ears when I try to feed it and acts like it's my boss... or something. Awesome!
.....
then it flippin falls asleep on my shoulder and starts 'meeping'... lord have mercy... I think I'm getting soft... darnit.... blasted cute thing. But I'll exploit the situation for sure. I think I'll tape peanuts to my sister's chihuahua and teach the little critter to dive bomb the dog :D I'll reenact some battles or something with kamakazi dive squirrels and chihuahua fat roll carriers. Because that dog is fat. It's a log with legs. :-S
So... now I have to not only finish all my art in a month (or else), I also need to care for a flying squirrel, since my sister will all but look at it from time to time, say how cute it is, and then ask me to care for it. That said, I'm sure I'll find some way to turn this into a horrible joke. I think I can teach them to steal... that'd rule! :D
*grumbles*... and.... it's cute... XC *trying to resist... the urge.... to pet it*.....*darn.... so hard*.... I feel like I'm playing the part of linguini from ratatouli.
"Hey! Can you put this in your shirt? Thanks, and here's a grape *shoves into shirt* I'll be back in a few hours. Can you look up online how to care for it"
Hmmm... appears to be a flying squirrel. And she paid 100 bucks for it. And it's basically just in the weaning age. and it chirrups in my ears when I try to feed it and acts like it's my boss... or something. Awesome!
.....
then it flippin falls asleep on my shoulder and starts 'meeping'... lord have mercy... I think I'm getting soft... darnit.... blasted cute thing. But I'll exploit the situation for sure. I think I'll tape peanuts to my sister's chihuahua and teach the little critter to dive bomb the dog :D I'll reenact some battles or something with kamakazi dive squirrels and chihuahua fat roll carriers. Because that dog is fat. It's a log with legs. :-S
So... now I have to not only finish all my art in a month (or else), I also need to care for a flying squirrel, since my sister will all but look at it from time to time, say how cute it is, and then ask me to care for it. That said, I'm sure I'll find some way to turn this into a horrible joke. I think I can teach them to steal... that'd rule! :D
*grumbles*... and.... it's cute... XC *trying to resist... the urge.... to pet it*.....*darn.... so hard*.... I feel like I'm playing the part of linguini from ratatouli.