My tongue is not forked!
Woke up at 9am today to the nice sound of my washing machine and dryer no more than 15 feet away. Inspected my car and left for NHS at around 11:25ish. Went to the bank to get some money and arrived at the school at 11:45. Picked up Wendy and Kei at around 12ish. Dropped Wendy off and took Kei to her house to drop off her backpack. She aced the SATs btw, the teachers were utterly stunned by her ludicrously high IQ. We went to San Francisco and headed straight for japantown. We both had green tea ice cream and then went to the bookstore. The people there was like "HEY NO FOOD!" but Kei glared at them and they ran away. I checked to see if there was new manga i wanted. There wasn't. And Kei bought some mangas for her sister Yui. After that we went to the video store 1 block north and Kei bought more magazines and books. I almost didn't make it out of there. As me and Kei were walking in, some lady running at 4000mph almost ran into me and Kei but we were saved by them grade A japanese brakes. After that we went to the grocery store where i though i bought Pure Peach Juice but it ended up as Peach Tea. Twas still good though. After Kei finished brandishing her wallet at the cashier, i took her back home so she could help prepare dinner while i rested until around a little b4 4ish. Picked up Kei again and we headed to Berkley so i could get some gas and then as we were heading to the Metreon which was quite fun but my eardrums went into hibernation because of the massive thuds of people playing DDR and a huge asian gathering around the Initial D racing arcade. Kei kept on trying to stuff money into my shirt so i could try an arcade but it always somehow ended up back into hers. (Kei is very rich!) BTW on the way to the metreon me and kei were at the bay bridge waiting for our turn to go when i noticed to the left, some Asian guy and his girl was mugging us. Next thing i know i'm already across the Bay Bridge and my adrenaline is pumping massively into my brain. Turns out (Kei told me) I turned into Initial D and we raced the guy (me in my mercedes, and him in his Honda Del Sol), of course my car accelerated faster and the guy later on because of major traffic on a 4 lane bridge got ahead. I then turned on my Super Saiyan Inital D mode and weaved through the almost slow 30mph traffic jam going 60mph and soon passed the guy again. He was looking at us mean and the girl gave Kei a mean look. (COME ON KIDS WE WERE JUST TRYING TO HAVE FUN!) In the end we had to get into the slow lane (we were still in lead) because our exit was coming up, and the guy because he thought we were still racing sped on ahead of me. It was a great time, Kei's face lit up and her smile caused everyone in a 500 mile radius to smile. Anyways, as we were leaving the Metreon (Kei had to pay for the parking because she left me no choice, she paid for the bridge toll as well and the japantown parking too! (KEI IS SO RICH!!!) We went to Ranch 99 (had a very fun time getting there) and did some shopping and then to the bakery to buy food. Kei bought like 15000 bbq pork buns and my eyes exploded in astonishment wondering how she was going to consume them all. We then went to the CD shop and looked at cds and stuff. I then found out my family was coming to Richmond so i thought it would be best to be not in Richmond. So while we were getting ready to head out again some Asians in a minivan drove up in front of us and then started to mug me which ended up with a smile. I was left speechless. We then went to Kei's mom's resteraunt aunt to eat dinner where half the time i couldn't understand what was going on because everyone was talking in Japanese and one of the waiters (very nice, and a friend of Kei's mom) kept on looking at me which usually doesn't bother me but she was 2 feet away behind wooden bars which added some effect. It wasn't until then i realized it was almost 10pm and i wondered where the hell did the time go. We stopped by Wendy's house so Kei could visit her and then I dropped Kei off at around 10:45ish. As i was driving home some guy in his SUV wanted to race me but my radar detector was flashing so i went slow. Next thing i know i see some cop pass by me and go after the SUV. I had to get off the freeway though for my exit so i couldn't see what happened to the SUV. Its all good though. Mighty Fun Day, no regrets or anything. KEI PAID FOR SO MANY THINGS. Her wallet is like a fountain of money! dangggg hehe anyways time to clean my car.