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♎ First Hanging: Arrival Log ♎

Dec 07, 2011 19:03

♎Morning: Action at 2235 Stevens Road[That? That is the sounds of an angry shriek from a troll suddenly gone human and waking up in bed when she was pretty goddamn sure she was dead ( Read more... )

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Phone nolongeralpha December 9 2011, 04:07:35 UTC

Please tell me your normal skin color is blue or something other than gray. And that you didn't die by meteor.

l3g1sl4t1ng December 9 2011, 04:38:15 UTC

It is grey.

But I did not die from a meteor.

nolongeralpha December 9 2011, 05:06:16 UTC

Okay, so that just rules out the population that died when the planet exploded tell me you don't have candy corn horns.

l3g1sl4t1ng December 9 2011, 05:29:37 UTC

Not at the moment. I have been stripped of them.

nolongeralpha December 9 2011, 06:37:47 UTC

Oh god damnit more trolls.

l3g1sl4t1ng December 9 2011, 07:16:59 UTC

That is quite rude. I do not believe I have done anything to merit such a hostile comment.

nolongeralpha December 10 2011, 01:50:56 UTC

No but the twelve stooges that blew up your world and created mine have.

l3g1sl4t1ng December 10 2011, 08:39:12 UTC

Blew up- I beg your pardon?

nolongeralpha December 10 2011, 08:58:17 UTC

Yeah, basically they played a game that summoned meteors to destroy your planet only not really summoned because weird time shit meant the meteors were going to kill you all anyway but only because they played the game so they had to play. Capisce?

l3g1sl4t1ng December 12 2011, 04:25:03 UTC

So Alternia's end was to be met regardless of what was to happen.

Unfortunate...

nolongeralpha December 12 2011, 07:33:14 UTC

That's pretty much how paradox space works. Gotta follow the Alpha timeline or you're doomed anyway.

Doesn't change the fact that most of the trolls who did it are either crazy or douchebags and in some amazing examples of efficiency, both.

l3g1sl4t1ng December 15 2011, 04:37:09 UTC

I assume troll culture is something you are not very used too.

I do not know whether crazy is the right word, but I can not really say that we grow up to be soft and squishy like this body I now own.

nolongeralpha December 15 2011, 08:07:47 UTC

I am such an expert on troll culture you have no idea. Talking to twelve multi-colored douchebags totally makes me qualified.

Yeah, I heard you guys are basically a planet full of murderous assholes? And that's just the kids.

l3g1sl4t1ng December 20 2011, 00:10:52 UTC

Oh? I would love to hear all you know about us sometime.

Most of us are usually left to our own devices. Death happens because people react violently sometimes. Higher bloods do not take to being crossed by lower bloods, after all. It is like if you were to talk back to someone whom you work under.

nolongeralpha December 22 2011, 03:57:15 UTC

I talk back all the time and have lived a long and fulfilling life of like, 13.

[Fuck you all telling him you're 6 GONNA WORK IT BOTH WAYS BITCHES]

l3g1sl4t1ng December 26 2011, 03:42:08 UTC

Thirteen. Tell me. What is the difference between your human years and our Alternian sweeps?

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