⚔ 1st Battle [Voice/Text]
[Have you enjoyed your masquerade? This guy did, having scarfed down almost more than his stomach could handle. So it's taken him some time to recover from his mild indigestion, but he's up and about now! And he's ready to discover what the heck that weird box thingy in his room is!]
--whoa!
[Please wait as you hear some rapid clicking. Looks like someone's discovering the keyboard.]
Ha ha, what a cute toy! So that's how it works! It even makes little sounds. I wonder what makes it glow like that, though. Probably some sort of insects inside, maybe? Just pry it open here--
[Grunting.] Ow! What's this thing made out of?! [Feel free to cringe at the following sounds of comm abuse: WHACK! WHACK! WHACK!] Hmm, smashing it against the table doesn't seem to do anything. [Chew chew. Chew chew. Yeah, he's actually trying to chew down a corner.] Ahnd et dohsn't tahste lahk rock either. [The comm is spared temporarily from his mouth. You hear a sigh.] If only I had Rubi here with me...
Maybe one of these click-things opens it. This, maybe? Or this? Or--
[And it switches to text!]
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[... Yeah. This might go on for a while.]
--whoa!
[Please wait as you hear some rapid clicking. Looks like someone's discovering the keyboard.]
Ha ha, what a cute toy! So that's how it works! It even makes little sounds. I wonder what makes it glow like that, though. Probably some sort of insects inside, maybe? Just pry it open here--
[Grunting.] Ow! What's this thing made out of?! [Feel free to cringe at the following sounds of comm abuse: WHACK! WHACK! WHACK!] Hmm, smashing it against the table doesn't seem to do anything. [Chew chew. Chew chew. Yeah, he's actually trying to chew down a corner.] Ahnd et dohsn't tahste lahk rock either. [The comm is spared temporarily from his mouth. You hear a sigh.] If only I had Rubi here with me...
Maybe one of these click-things opens it. This, maybe? Or this? Or--
[And it switches to text!]
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[... Yeah. This might go on for a while.]