⚔ 3rd Battle [Voice]

Apr 03, 2011 22:03

... A-a-ACHOOO!

[Guess who stayed out too long in the snow. Sadlygrove sounds totally sick and wiped out.]

Guys, id's not possible to eat de articho-- achoo! Dey don't even taste dat good.

[A loud sniffle, followed by the blowing of a nose.] If you want me I'll be hunding some anima--a--ACHOO!!

common sense what is that, sadly sick, derp derp

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fallintheriver April 4 2011, 06:45:12 UTC
Iiiiiiiiiidiot.

[That is all.]

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l33tshushuhero April 4 2011, 06:48:23 UTC
[Hey that's not cool man B(]

I'm not an idiot. If you keep calling me names I won't share my Kwismas meal wid you.

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fallintheriver April 4 2011, 06:52:28 UTC
If you're not, how did you manage to get yourself sick, huh?

[Because, you know, it's not like Ezra was feeling under the weather a few days ago or anything.]

And who cares about your 'Kwismas meal' or whatever, I don't want any anyway. ...Probably. What are you hunting?

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l33tshushuhero April 4 2011, 06:56:41 UTC
I god sick because I did. I don't know why.

Don't be silly, everyone loves Kwismas meals! [TRUFAX OF LIFE.]

... I dunno yed.

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fallintheriver April 4 2011, 07:05:20 UTC
It's because you played around in the snow all dumb without a shirt, isn't it.

That was a useless question anyhow, I don't even know what all the animals here taste like. But they're probably good, right?

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l33tshushuhero April 4 2011, 07:09:56 UTC
No! What makes you think I did dat? [Translation: yes it is.]

If dey don't taste good, I'll make dem taste good.

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fallintheriver April 4 2011, 07:11:43 UTC
Because that's totally the sort of idiot thing you'd do.

[And Ezra is perking up a bit here.]

Are you a cook, too?

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l33tshushuhero April 4 2011, 07:14:23 UTC
[Grumble.] ... I don't do idiot things.

Of course I am. My master daught me.

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fallintheriver April 4 2011, 07:26:37 UTC
You so do.

Does everyone cook or something?

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l33tshushuhero April 5 2011, 03:35:05 UTC
Nuh-uh.

Cooking isn't hard. You just hold de meat over de fire for a while and then it's done.

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fallintheriver April 5 2011, 03:51:38 UTC
That's not cooking. That's ruining perfectly good meat. It you're going to burn it up, you should at least put sauces on it.

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l33tshushuhero April 5 2011, 03:54:17 UTC
It so is cooking. Dat's what master Goultard did and id always tasted fine.

We don't usually have sauces. Besides, meat tastes bedder plain.

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fallintheriver April 5 2011, 03:55:57 UTC
You're right, meat does taste better plain. No sauce, no spice, no fire.

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l33tshushuhero April 5 2011, 03:57:53 UTC
... You eat your meat raw too? I do dat too sometimes.

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fallintheriver April 5 2011, 04:11:40 UTC
Duh. Who would want it all dry and warm? It digests better raw, too.

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l33tshushuhero April 5 2011, 04:29:34 UTC
... So you like id a lot bedder when id's not cooked? [He is going to try to remember that!!]

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