⚔ 2nd Battle [Voice]

[l33tshushuhero]

Um, it seems like those evil chicken things are gone now! The statues are gone too. So I guess it's safe to go outside again. But if anyone sees another one running around, could they let me know?

Oh, right! If anything's broken I can fix it in a jiffy. I'm really good at fixing things. [Because brute strength = good at fixing stuff apparently.]

Comments

[fallintheriver]

Because you want to try eating it, right? You definitely want to eat it.

[l33tshushuhero]

That's not funny! I'm going to slay it, not eat it. Besides, you shouldn't make jokes about serious stuff like this.

[fallintheriver]

Why not? It's not like it effected me at all.

[l33tshushuhero]

Monsters like these aren't to be joked about. Besides, it wouldn't be funny if you were attacked by one of those chicken things later on.

[fallintheriver]

But I don't have to worry about that because it's never going to happen.

[l33tshushuhero]

How do you know?

[fallintheriver]

'Cause I just do. Roosters can't even swim! I don't know how they think I'm gonna care about this stuff when these monsters are so stupid.

[l33tshushuhero]

But these weren't roosters. They were, um, cockatrices or something like that! Besides, you can't swim away from everything.

[fallintheriver]

They were undead monster roosters.

And no, I pretty much can. Worked pretty good so far.

[l33tshushuhero]

They were cockatrices that could turn people into stone.

But what if you're on land. [AHA HE GOT YOU THERE B|]

[fallintheriver]

They were undead monster roosters that could turn people to stone.

I don't have to be on land, you know. I could spend the rest of my life underwater and be fine with it. [Not completely true, as he'd get bored as hell after a while.]

[l33tshushuhero]

Well, they were dangerous either way.

Monsters are everywhere, you know. Not just on land. I've seen a couple of sea monsters before.

[fallintheriver]

Well obviously. But so far there aren't any here. And I'm not even in the sea, I'm in the river, and river monsters are easy to get away from.

[l33tshushuhero]

But--

[Okay. Fine.]

Still! You shouldn't act so smug about it. You can't run away from all monsters. Besides, it's cowardly to run.

[fallintheriver]

Is it being cowardly, or is it being smart? I'm still alive, after all.

[l33tshushuhero]

Ha! If you're always running and hiding you aren't living out your life! I'd rather die a heroic death than live a coward's life.