⚔ 6th Battle [Voice]

[l33tshushuhero]

[Grovy died. And it wasn't exactly a heroic death either. He sits there on his bed for a while, pounding the wall over and over again with his fist, mentally berating himself for how stupidly he had to die. He was never afraid of dying. He was afraid of dying as a lame, second-rate hero... which was what had just happened. No fanfare, no noble

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[standardpackage]

An' what happened ta' you?

[l33tshushuhero]

[No reply for a minute or so.]

Nothing.

[standardpackage]

Bullshit. Jael's died an' now you.

[l33tshushuhero]

I didn't die! [That. That does not count as a heroic death, so it's not a death by his standards!] I just... took off my clothes because it was too hot.

[standardpackage]

I've been here fer a hellofa long time so I know what happens when things die.

[...Don't ever say that out loud, Grovy. Jinx will facepalm so hard that his face will fall off.]

An' lost 'em.

[l33tshushuhero]

That's not a big deal, even for me. Everybody knows what happens when you die.

... I was having too much fun running. [Worst liar ever.]

[standardpackage]

Ya' come back.

[This is much more amusing than it is annoying.]

An' ya' tripped so hard that ya' died.

[l33tshushuhero]

Well, I was going to say that you go to heaven but I guess that works too.

I didn't die! [He almost shouts this, because no no no, he doesn't want this death to count when it didn't accomplish anything!]

[standardpackage]

Yes you did.

[His enthusiasm is so fake, man.]

[l33tshushuhero]

[Have some very, very long silence as Grovy boils over this.

Finally, he speaks.]

I don't care what you say. I didn't die the way I wanted to, so--

[standardpackage]

[Deep sigh.]

So that doesn't matter, ya' still died. Was it in Carnival?

[l33tshushuhero]

... Yeah.