Nilbog Island, Wednesday Night
Anastasia was somewhat obsessed with history. Mostly it seemed, because so many historical figures went into her DNA. But she'd said something to Billy the other night that had him wishing Serpentor was still alive so he could ask him some questions.
She'd come into his office after having been in bed for a while and said "Daddy, I can't be a ninja. I'm a pirates." When he'd put her back to bed she'd added "They couldn't kill me because I was gonna have babies."
He had the list of women who's graves had been raided for DNA samples and sure enough, three pirates were on the list. But as far as he knew, Anastasia had not gotten around to researching them. She was doing them one at a time. And was certain she had never heard about Anne Bonny and Mary Read postponing their executions by "pleading their bellies".
"I bet other parents don't have to deal with this."
She'd come into his office after having been in bed for a while and said "Daddy, I can't be a ninja. I'm a pirates." When he'd put her back to bed she'd added "They couldn't kill me because I was gonna have babies."
He had the list of women who's graves had been raided for DNA samples and sure enough, three pirates were on the list. But as far as he knew, Anastasia had not gotten around to researching them. She was doing them one at a time. And was certain she had never heard about Anne Bonny and Mary Read postponing their executions by "pleading their bellies".
"I bet other parents don't have to deal with this."