When I was 8, I was Beetlejuice for Halloween.
Alright, here goes.
All these people think they have something on me. They think they have the words to upset me. They think they can get to me.
But I'll tell you now, by me responding, you are not "getting to me". Don't fool yourself. I can outdo you at anything.
Call me names and tell me I'm immature this and that, but the thing is, you're still in high school and I'm done with that.
You still have a curfue and I have my own apartment with my own things and you don't.
I have the best fucking sister and the best fucking friends in the world who I can trust with my life, you don't.
When I die, I'm creating my own heaven wherever the fuck I'd like and you're going to suck cock in hell.
I say the word "fuck" entirely better and hella more threatening than any of you ever could.
I'm SO confident in myself and I don't argue with people when they compliment me.
I have self control and I have a job I love and I don't waste my life away on rancid smelling smoke like you.
I'm 100% more superior than you in every which way and if you don't think so, come to my apartment. However, if you don't know where I live it is either because A) Haven't gotten around to you yet or B) That's for a reason, ha!
My cat isn't just a cat, he's a super cat and he has super healing powers and you're cat just shits on the carpet.
My boyfriend fucks me really good and hard all the time and you don't get that because you are a nothing, or you have to hide from your parents because you're too weak and gutless to tell them you're a woman.
I don't have to threaten people because they are natually threatened by my superiority.
I don't have to call people names because I'm not insecure and not in high school anymore.
You're RRRREALLLY fucked because when you realize your looks and your high school status mean nothing when you graduate, you won't know what to do and you'll cry yourself to sleep.
I have all the family I need.
I am a fucking psycho, sometimes I should be locked up but I have people who think that makes me me and they fucking adore me and I adore them.
I'm going to go smoke a cigarette now and go lay down next to my gorgeous sexy cajun meaty steamy hot hunk of a MAN, not a boy, a MAN and go to sleep in his arms because we made ourselves happy ON OUR OWN and that is more than you could say about yourself.
I dare all of you to respond with insults. I dare you to think up something to put down what I've said here. I'll just knock you off one by one because your opinions mean nothing to me because I don't need them. Get it, I don't need them or want them.
And people, if you have no fucking earthly idea what this shit is about, it has nothing to do with you and if it has nothing to do with you and you are on my friends list, then you're a neato person and never forget it.
All these people think they have something on me. They think they have the words to upset me. They think they can get to me.
But I'll tell you now, by me responding, you are not "getting to me". Don't fool yourself. I can outdo you at anything.
Call me names and tell me I'm immature this and that, but the thing is, you're still in high school and I'm done with that.
You still have a curfue and I have my own apartment with my own things and you don't.
I have the best fucking sister and the best fucking friends in the world who I can trust with my life, you don't.
When I die, I'm creating my own heaven wherever the fuck I'd like and you're going to suck cock in hell.
I say the word "fuck" entirely better and hella more threatening than any of you ever could.
I'm SO confident in myself and I don't argue with people when they compliment me.
I have self control and I have a job I love and I don't waste my life away on rancid smelling smoke like you.
I'm 100% more superior than you in every which way and if you don't think so, come to my apartment. However, if you don't know where I live it is either because A) Haven't gotten around to you yet or B) That's for a reason, ha!
My cat isn't just a cat, he's a super cat and he has super healing powers and you're cat just shits on the carpet.
My boyfriend fucks me really good and hard all the time and you don't get that because you are a nothing, or you have to hide from your parents because you're too weak and gutless to tell them you're a woman.
I don't have to threaten people because they are natually threatened by my superiority.
I don't have to call people names because I'm not insecure and not in high school anymore.
You're RRRREALLLY fucked because when you realize your looks and your high school status mean nothing when you graduate, you won't know what to do and you'll cry yourself to sleep.
I have all the family I need.
I am a fucking psycho, sometimes I should be locked up but I have people who think that makes me me and they fucking adore me and I adore them.
I'm going to go smoke a cigarette now and go lay down next to my gorgeous sexy cajun meaty steamy hot hunk of a MAN, not a boy, a MAN and go to sleep in his arms because we made ourselves happy ON OUR OWN and that is more than you could say about yourself.
I dare all of you to respond with insults. I dare you to think up something to put down what I've said here. I'll just knock you off one by one because your opinions mean nothing to me because I don't need them. Get it, I don't need them or want them.
And people, if you have no fucking earthly idea what this shit is about, it has nothing to do with you and if it has nothing to do with you and you are on my friends list, then you're a neato person and never forget it.