Rambling.
I have found the third greatest invention ever in the history of mankind. And yes, it is so much better than sliced bread. Sliced bread is so overrated anyways. Sliced bread is for people who lazy and can't cut their own bread. Okay, they are cereal straws. They are made just like straws but they are made from cereal. I found them at grocery store and just about jizzed myself. I bought the Fruit Loop straws. The outside is made from the cereal and the inside has some like creamy tasting to it. Now, I am a person who doesn't care for milk that much, give me Silk (chocolate soy milk) and I'll be happy but regular milk is gross. So for those of you who don't like milk you can use the cereal straws to drink it! I heard they are making Rice Crispies cereal straws now too so your milk tastes like chocolate milk. Pretty dang sweet.