if i had a dick, this basement could suck it.
drfrain took the two cats from my first litter away today. they are going to live on a big farm. good. i hated them after i got pregnant anyway. that means that now my five babies and i can get the crap out of this stupid, boring basement and live in a room upstairs. probably the bathroom/t.v. room. lil cletus is a mover and shaker. gonzo is fat and slow. i do what i want does what she wants. rusty is quiet and no name calico is baby and cute and sad looking. they are all learning how to walk and getting their teeth. i am a good mommy. we have lots of visitors and i like them all except lola the dog. i'll fucking kill her if she comes near my babies again. i even scared drfrain with how vicious i can be when i have to protect my babies from stupid dogs. but people are o.k. you can all come over and visit us as long as you pet me along with the babies.
meow.
rowr.
*fart*
meow.
rowr.
*fart*