Size Doesn't Matter
Jonghyun/Minho
PG-13
AU, Humour & Romance; 684w
It all starts with a simple question...
A/N: Considering writing a mini-series in this AU setting :) You know, to continue this Jongho pairing and other pairings I have in mind here. I hope you enjoy! And yay, i finally wrote some Jongho! Im so happy because i love this pairing so much :D
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Everyone briefly glanced up as Jonghyun dragged himself into the staff room. Kibum dismissively glanced at the obviously distressed boy as Jonghyun swung a chair around and straddled it, cradling his head against his forearms with a frown on his face.
Kibum flicked a brow at him, waiting for Jonghyun to obviously rant about what’s bothering him.
It wasn’t long before Jonghyun made a pathetic whine, “Guys, does Minho act... different with you?”
Baekhyun looked quizzical at that as he took a bite of his sandwich, “What do you mean hyung?”
Jonghyun huffed, “Does he ignore you or act cold when you’re with him?”
Baekhyun paused for a while to think before he shook his head vigorously in disagreement “Eh, not at all! Minho hyung is very nice.”
Kibum hummed in agreement as he twirled his pasta around his fork, “If anything, Minho is fucking clingy.”
Jonghyun sighed as he slumped lower in his chair, “Then I guess it’s only me then. He probably hates me”
“Probably” Kibum stated plainly, biting into his food calmly as his colleague shot him a glare.
“But why though?!”
“Maybe there’s just a misunderstanding” Baekhyun supplied kindly.
“Maybe it’s because you’re annoying.”
Then Kyuhyun, who had been relatively silent throughout the whole conversation (too absorbed with his religious lunch-break routine of playing StarCraft) jumped in.
“Maybe it’s because you have a tiny dick.”
Kibum snickered at the comment, “Yep, I’m definitely betting on that.”
“Fuck you guys. I do not have a small dick.”
“I didn’t say you have a small dick, I said you have a tiny one. There’s a difference” Kyuhyun replied, causing Kibum laugh even louder this time.
Jonghyun guffawed at the older man’s response glaring hard at Kyuhyun back as if he could burn holes through it.
He opened his mouth to make an indignant response, before low and behold person of said problems walked into the staffroom.
“Hey Kibum, Kris said to go shelf the new stock of Diablo 3 already. You better do it soon or else-“
Key scoffed, closing the lid on his Tupperware, “Yeah yeah I know, or else the small-mouth tyrant will flip his shit like last time.”
Minho chuckled softly at that, eyes naturally curving into a crescent shape.
Jonghyun stared at the boy, feeling his heart give a leap in his chest when Minho glanced at him with the same sweet smile.
But then Jonghyun felt a surge of irritation at the mistreatment he received, when Minho’s smile faltered immediately and in place stood a cold and devoid face, almost angry looking even.
It didn’t take long (or much thinking at all) before Jonghyun launched himself at Minho, grabbing on the lapels of Minho’s work uniform desperately.
“Minhooo, you don’t hate me because I have small dick, right?!”
Minho sputtered for a response, too overwhelmed by how they all waited for a response and how he was getting faintly dizzy on the smell of Jonghyun’s cologne.
“Ah I- You… What??”
“Minho, tell meee.” Jonghyun whined, pouting purposefully at the younger boy.
Minho felt heat slowly rushing to his cheeks, shoving Jonghyun’s clutching form quickly off his frame “I- No, I don’t hate you because of your...size. Not that I know or implying that I want to know, I mean, that’s up to you but- Wait, what the actual fuck. What the hell are we even talking about?!”
“Jonghyun’s small dick.” Key provided simply, leaning against the table amusedly with a knowing look that made Minho feel anxious.
“Tiny dick, actually” Kyuhyun corrected.
“Size doesn’t matter!” Jonghyun wailed.
“Only tiny-dick people say that.” Kyuhyun responded calmly, causing Kibum to laugh along heartily.
“Does Jonghyun hyung really have a tiny dick?” Baekhyun asked curiously.
The three continued to bicker in heated debate, while Baekhyun sat there with a puzzled expression on his face no doubt seriously contemplating the answer to his question.
Minho just stood there, now having a vague idea how Kris feels every day. He shook his head as he brought his palm to his forehead, asking himself why he’s surrounded by idiots.
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PG-13
AU, Humour & Romance; 684w
It all starts with a simple question...
A/N: Considering writing a mini-series in this AU setting :) You know, to continue this Jongho pairing and other pairings I have in mind here. I hope you enjoy! And yay, i finally wrote some Jongho! Im so happy because i love this pairing so much :D
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Everyone briefly glanced up as Jonghyun dragged himself into the staff room. Kibum dismissively glanced at the obviously distressed boy as Jonghyun swung a chair around and straddled it, cradling his head against his forearms with a frown on his face.
Kibum flicked a brow at him, waiting for Jonghyun to obviously rant about what’s bothering him.
It wasn’t long before Jonghyun made a pathetic whine, “Guys, does Minho act... different with you?”
Baekhyun looked quizzical at that as he took a bite of his sandwich, “What do you mean hyung?”
Jonghyun huffed, “Does he ignore you or act cold when you’re with him?”
Baekhyun paused for a while to think before he shook his head vigorously in disagreement “Eh, not at all! Minho hyung is very nice.”
Kibum hummed in agreement as he twirled his pasta around his fork, “If anything, Minho is fucking clingy.”
Jonghyun sighed as he slumped lower in his chair, “Then I guess it’s only me then. He probably hates me”
“Probably” Kibum stated plainly, biting into his food calmly as his colleague shot him a glare.
“But why though?!”
“Maybe there’s just a misunderstanding” Baekhyun supplied kindly.
“Maybe it’s because you’re annoying.”
Then Kyuhyun, who had been relatively silent throughout the whole conversation (too absorbed with his religious lunch-break routine of playing StarCraft) jumped in.
“Maybe it’s because you have a tiny dick.”
Kibum snickered at the comment, “Yep, I’m definitely betting on that.”
“Fuck you guys. I do not have a small dick.”
“I didn’t say you have a small dick, I said you have a tiny one. There’s a difference” Kyuhyun replied, causing Kibum laugh even louder this time.
Jonghyun guffawed at the older man’s response glaring hard at Kyuhyun back as if he could burn holes through it.
He opened his mouth to make an indignant response, before low and behold person of said problems walked into the staffroom.
“Hey Kibum, Kris said to go shelf the new stock of Diablo 3 already. You better do it soon or else-“
Key scoffed, closing the lid on his Tupperware, “Yeah yeah I know, or else the small-mouth tyrant will flip his shit like last time.”
Minho chuckled softly at that, eyes naturally curving into a crescent shape.
Jonghyun stared at the boy, feeling his heart give a leap in his chest when Minho glanced at him with the same sweet smile.
But then Jonghyun felt a surge of irritation at the mistreatment he received, when Minho’s smile faltered immediately and in place stood a cold and devoid face, almost angry looking even.
It didn’t take long (or much thinking at all) before Jonghyun launched himself at Minho, grabbing on the lapels of Minho’s work uniform desperately.
“Minhooo, you don’t hate me because I have small dick, right?!”
Minho sputtered for a response, too overwhelmed by how they all waited for a response and how he was getting faintly dizzy on the smell of Jonghyun’s cologne.
“Ah I- You… What??”
“Minho, tell meee.” Jonghyun whined, pouting purposefully at the younger boy.
Minho felt heat slowly rushing to his cheeks, shoving Jonghyun’s clutching form quickly off his frame “I- No, I don’t hate you because of your...size. Not that I know or implying that I want to know, I mean, that’s up to you but- Wait, what the actual fuck. What the hell are we even talking about?!”
“Jonghyun’s small dick.” Key provided simply, leaning against the table amusedly with a knowing look that made Minho feel anxious.
“Tiny dick, actually” Kyuhyun corrected.
“Size doesn’t matter!” Jonghyun wailed.
“Only tiny-dick people say that.” Kyuhyun responded calmly, causing Kibum to laugh along heartily.
“Does Jonghyun hyung really have a tiny dick?” Baekhyun asked curiously.
The three continued to bicker in heated debate, while Baekhyun sat there with a puzzled expression on his face no doubt seriously contemplating the answer to his question.
Minho just stood there, now having a vague idea how Kris feels every day. He shook his head as he brought his palm to his forehead, asking himself why he’s surrounded by idiots.
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