Where has my blinding desire to go home gone? I miss it.
So, Battlestar Galactica is kind of awesome. Particularly Starbuck ♥. Though it rivals Prison Break for the MOST LIKELY TO KILL YOU DEAD FROM SUSPENSE award :/
There's some weird vibe about Saturdays -- they consistently make me wish my room had a corner of some kind in which to huddle in mopily which I know isn't a word. I was practically ELATED ( Read more... )
There's some weird vibe about Saturdays -- they consistently make me wish my room had a corner of some kind in which to huddle in mopily which I know isn't a word. I was practically ELATED ( Read more... )
Dude dude dude, you were fucking updating while I was commenting and being thoroughly creepy and stalkerish! THIS IS KIND OF THE CAT'S FUCKING PAJAMAS, MAN! -insert endless WE R MENT 2 B jokes-
which I know isn't a word.
BUT did you know that you are a neologist? I just found out this word existed the other day, and it kind of makes me all shades of unholy-ly happy.
HI, MY NAME IS ELLIE; I AM A PINETREESEXUAL NEOLOGIST WHO FINDS CLOTHING OPPRESSIVE!
...I am the coolest person in the world. And you? CANNOT DENY IT FOR ANY AMOUNT OF MONEY OR PORN!
I was practically ELATED all week! To the point where I had no desire to to go home, even though I'm on a plane Tuesday morning!
HA HA, WHOA, OKAY, I DO NOT THINK BEING THAT HAPPY CAN EVER POSSIBLY BE HEALTHY. HOW MANY DRUGS AND WHAT KIND?
Not only that, but I called Einstein's the other day to re-instate my glorious cash register position over break, Javier answered the phone, and he did not immediately remember me.
WHAT. BUT. YOU ARE ONE-IN-A-MILLION UNFORGEEEETTAAAABLLLLE!
Also, Javier just may be the most fun to say out of all things in the entire universe, forever and ever, AMEN.
JAAAVIEEEERRRRR!
...ahem.
DID YOU KNOW THAT PEOPLE KEEP THINKING I AM IN COLLEGE? With my outstanding maturity level an' everything. IS THAT NOT TOTALLY AND COMPLETELY BIZARRE? DO I LOOK OR ACT EVEN REMOTELY COLLEGE-AGE-ESQUE? I DO NOT THINK SO.
Dining Hall work may not have crack dealers or Mexican husbands (JOSE ILU),
But but but! THE CRACK-DEALIN' BFFL WAS MY FAVORITE PAAAART. AND YOUR LIFE EXISTS SOLELY FOR MY PERSONAL AMUSEMENT, DAMMIT!
while I forgot LJ existed,
...
YOU FORGOT ABOUT MEEEEEEEEEEE AND YOUR ENDLESSLY SEXIN' F-LIST. HOW. I CANNOT EVEN. I JUST.
-HEARTBROKEN, CRESTFALLEN, INTERMINABLE SOBBING MESS. FOREVER.-
and I'm not ACTUALLY on any drugs
Okay, RIGHT, I totally believe that.
I have a sudden, crippling fear of zombies coming to touch me with their clammy hands and sink their rotted teeth into my sweet flesh.
HOW MANY AND WHAT KIND, DEAR? (also, I would be more than glad to take the zombies and the sweet flesh if you're not using them.)
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Wtf get Rupert Grint's ugly ass face away from my lj.
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DEAD TO ME, OFFICIALLY, YOU ARE.
And YES, the Rupert Grint icons are being used for the sole purpose of getting on your tits. HARUMPH.
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...oh god he keeps getting uglier.
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Jokes? JOKES? They are not jokes, they are Truth. Because we are. Meant to be.
BUT did you know that you are a neologist?
"occurring most often in the speech of schizophrenics." (dictionary.com). Well, yes, that makes ME all sorts of happy :D
...I am the coolest person in the world. And you? CANNOT DENY IT FOR ANY AMOUNT OF MONEY OR PORN!
Why would I? You ARE. Oh my god what are these mushy lovey-dovey things coming out of my mouth I must be vulnerable make it stop stop stop STOP.
HA HA, WHOA, OKAY, I DO NOT THINK BEING THAT HAPPY CAN EVER POSSIBLY BE HEALTHY. HOW MANY DRUGS AND WHAT KIND?
Can't I just be high on LIFE? Well, ok, I'm high on SOMETHING, but it sure as hell isn't drugs >D
WHAT. BUT. YOU ARE ONE-IN-A-MILLION UNFORGEEEETTAAAABLLLLE!
TO JOSE I AM, DAMMIT. BECAUSE I HAVE EYES LIKE THE BLUE BLUE OCEAN. JAVIER IS A PRICK WHO THINKS IT'S MY FAULT WHEN THE COFFEE BREWER SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUSTS.
Ahem. I'm sorry, I had what, 3 hours of sleep last night?
DID YOU KNOW THAT PEOPLE KEEP THINKING I AM IN COLLEGE? With my outstanding maturity level an' everything. IS THAT NOT TOTALLY AND COMPLETELY BIZARRE? DO I LOOK OR ACT EVEN REMOTELY COLLEGE-AGE-ESQUE? I DO NOT THINK SO.
I'm going to be disgusting and mushy again, but your wit is much, much more highly developed than 90% of the people at my prestigious Seven Sisters college, so, uh, take that as you see fit :D
But but but! THE CRACK-DEALIN' BFFL WAS MY FAVORITE PAAAART.
Ahahaha, so I like to randomly tell people here about how he once cornered me in the walk in fridge to tell me he once went to jail for a long time for having sex with pretty white girls in freezers, because the horror on their faces is BEAUTIFUL. But then a girl I work with decided that if we were to role-play my Einstein's co-workers, I'D be him. So that was upsetting.
YOU FORGOT ABOUT MEEEEEEEEEEE AND YOUR ENDLESSLY SEXIN' F-LIST. HOW. I CANNOT EVEN. I JUST.
I COULD NEVER FORGET YOU!
HOW MANY AND WHAT KIND, DEAR?
Hopefully not the kind that can run. Because that scares me shitless. Hopefully it's the voodoo zombies, because you can actually tell them to go away AND THEY WILL. FTW. I spent the afternoon reading a zombie survival guide, what?
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WHOOPS, SORRY, LOST MY HEAD FOR A SECOND THERE!
Also, I forgot what I was going to actually SAY pertaining to how We Are Soul Mates; Campfire Songs?, so I'm just going to say that that fic in which Colbert was the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher was kind of the best, most beautiful thing I have ever ever ever laid eyes on because I thought of it because TRUTHINESS! popped into my head just now.
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GILLYWEED, WHAT GILLYWEED?
"occurring most often in the speech of schizophrenics." (dictionary.com). Well, yes, that makes ME all sorts of happy :D
Schizophrenia ftwwwwwwww!
Why would I? You ARE. Oh my god what are these mushy lovey-dovey things coming out of my mouth I must be vulnerable make it stop stop stop STOP.
And why would I want to do that? I REVEL in your elliedrug-induced breakdowns.
summerkins things elliedrugs should be a real word (NEEEEEOOOOLOOOOGIIIIIISM!). I, being the egocentric narcissist I am, attempted to submit this to urbandictionary.com not once, not twice, but thrice. It was never accepted.
BUT THAT'S OKAY! When Matt and Rahul from earth science and I TAKE OVER THE WORLD (I managed to procure NYC, but I had to forfeit the Bronx to Rahul), urbandictionary.com will be the first to be eaten. :D
Can't I just be high on LIFE?
NO, because that would put you in the same league as my father. You don't want to know.
TO JOSE I AM, DAMMIT. BECAUSE I HAVE EYES LIKE THE BLUE BLUE OCEAN.
AND HAIR LIKE THE ORANGE ORANGE MACARONI AND CHEESE!
(That is the most poetic thing I have ever said to date. TRUE STORY.)
Ahem. I'm sorry, I had what, 3 hours of sleep last night?
I also thrive on three hours of sleep a night! MEEEENT 2222222222 BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB 4EVERRRRRRRRR.
I'm going to be disgusting and mushy again, but your wit is much, much more highly developed than 90% of the people at my prestigious Seven Sisters college, so, uh, take that as you see fit :D
I THINK IT'S TIME TO BREAK OUT THE OL' LIME TREE!
-GLEE-
Ahahaha, so I like to randomly tell people here about how he once cornered me in the walk in fridge to tell me he once went to jail for a long time for having sex with pretty white girls in freezers, because the horror on their faces is BEAUTIFUL.
I...should really frigging (I HAVE NOT USED THIS WORD IN LIKE A YEAR. WHAT.) mourn for the loss of your beautiful, spectacular, amazing BFFL. OH THE WOE AND THE TEARS AND THE ANGST AND THE SOOOOORROWWWWW!
But then a girl I work with decided that if we were to role-play my Einstein's co-workers, I'D be him. So that was upsetting.
HAHAHAHAH. DUDE! YOU ARE THE DRUG-DEALIN', BAGEL-MAKIN' BFFL! WHY HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE??
OKAY, I'm all consoled-like now. And it didn't even require hyphenated-pine-tree sex!
I COULD NEVER FORGET YOU!
THAT'S WHAT THEY ALL SAY.
Hopefully not the kind that can run. Because that scares me shitless. Hopefully it's the voodoo zombies, because you can actually tell them to go away AND THEY WILL. FTW. I spent the afternoon reading a zombie survival guide, what?
...A ZOMBIE SURVIVAL GUIDE?
Woooould this be an actual tangible thing or does it exist only on the Internet or WHAT?
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Hook me up in...3 days? That'd be awesome.
I, being the egocentric narcissist I am, attempted to submit this to urbandictionary.com not once, not twice, but thrice. It was never accepted.
..Ahahahahaha, what is WRONG with you them?!
NO, because that would put you in the same league as my father. You don't want to know.
Is he a buddhist monk? Can't I be your daddy?
AND HAIR LIKE THE ORANGE ORANGE MACARONI AND CHEESE!
;________________________________; Go away, Hugh Laurie hating BITCH.
...A ZOMBIE SURVIVAL GUIDE?
A real book! A thick one! see?
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...I figured you got the link because, you know, you totally replied to that entry.
..Ahahahahaha, what is WRONG with you them?!
They're too woefully lacking in brainz to appreciate what a rare gem I am. Honestly.
Is he a buddhist monk? Can't I be your daddy?
Why don't you just become my father because, you know, that would add yet another typically Kyoko/Ellie-ish level of wrong to our relationship.
Notion of dad as buddhist monk too absurd to entertain for even a moment.
;________________________________; Go away, Hugh Laurie hating BITCH.
I DON'T HATE HUGH LAURIE! AND I LOOOOOOOOVE YOOOOOOOOOOOU! COME ON, CAN'T WE JUST GET PAST THAT ALREADY?
A real book! A thick one! see?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Oh. My. I. I want that. HELLO, HANUKKAH LIST, LIKE YOU AREN'T LONG ENOUGH! :D
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